says: I guess most guys would like the idea of being as large as a sea monster, but it's not supposed to hit the 'little man in the boat'. That's a job for the fingers or tongue! (Or the scrotum and testicles, if you're doin' it doggy-style.)
A common euphemism for the vulva is the pink canoe, and of course a euphemism for the clitoris is 'little man in the boat'. So this is the big bad snake monster sinking her ship.
A common euphemism for the vulva is the pink canoe, and of course a euphemism for the clitoris is 'l
My folks gave me a fairly blunt version, tempered by age. No "storch brought you" stuff, but "you grew in mother's stomach" early on, and later, ehhh father pretty much told "cock goes where!?" followed by being handed a porno movie. Along with a warning that it was unrealistic portrayal but would give the general idea at least, just an exaggerated one.
On the picture itself, her expression says a lot, and that euphenism use has probably made her very scared about trying anything. Which isn't probably intensional, but it might keep her parents from becoming grandparents as fast as with some teenagers.
My folks gave me a fairly blunt version, tempered by age. No "storch brought you" stuff, but "you gr
Thankfully, I never got "The Talk". My parents were smart enough to let me figure it out for myself. I never asked, they knew I knew. Easy, saved us both time. Almost got one later in life. Cue me telling them things they didn't even know.(apparently, I forget what I told them)
Thankfully, I never got "The Talk". My parents were smart enough to let me figure it out for myself
When I was about ten, I jimmied the lock on a strongbox in my dad's desk, and found about a hundred black-and-white Polaroids of my parents having sex. That worked, sort of...
When I was about ten, I jimmied the lock on a strongbox in my dad's desk, and found about a hundred
