From the beginning, Kaji wasn’t all that special. He was born a mutt between a wolf and a dragon; with a sister who somehow became a feline. He still swears to this day that she’s adopted, but he still loves her since she is of blood relation. He was born on the tenth of May, back in 1989. He’s only twenty two--
Oi! I’m not going to write myself a biography and make it sound like someone else is typing it.
Q: For how long could you control the elements of Fire and Lightning? A: Since I was a kid. I was always shorting out things in my hands, or setting my mother’s plants on fire. It wasn’t until I could learn how to walk, and after that fly; that I was taught along side those to learn how to control the elements that were born within me.
Q: And just how were those elements born within you? A: I only found the answer to that recently. Apparently, before I was born; Gaia. That’s right, the Mother of the Earth. She saw in me that makings of a Guardian. Someone to help her protect the planet when it’s in great danger. From anything. She’s the ony who gave me those elements apparently. Fire to symbolize the life it brings, my willingness to protect friends, family, and loved ones. Lightning to well... take it away.
Q: Now, you say Guardian. What exactly does that entail? A: I am essentially the Guardian of Life. There’re others who have the titles of things like Water, Soul, yadah yadah. I can’t die by anything other than natural causes. I’ll die from old age before anything else. If I do, I come back like a pheonix up to a day later. IT’s kinda neat.
Q: Uh huh... Let’s get back on track here. It says here that you’re a Macro. And a God. I’m going to guess that you weren’t those before. A: Heh, the macro thing was a growing interest. It was my friend Artie who got me into it a few years back, by accidentally shooting me up to a thousand feet. After that I was hooked!
The God part was a friend who offered me a gift. And I took it. From that, I went from Demi God to full fledged God. The God of Balance. Now, I know the title of that is mainly for what I’m supposed to protect and keep steady. But there’re so many other Gods out there, I can slack off a good bit. Heh, but essentially, as a Deity; I can pretty much control everything and anything. It’s quite fun to go and do random things with other Gods, and a few Godesses.
Q: To have a friend in high places, you must be pretty cocky. A: Hah, you wish. I jest most of the time, but I’ven’t an ego to show. There’s ego. then there’s pride. I protect the latter.
Q: Touche. But, tell us. What are some of the interesting tidbits about yourself that most others don’t know? A: You might want to get settled into your seat. This is going to be a long one.
Under my fur, there’re scales that follow the color pattern of my fur. Where there’s black; there’re black scales underneath it. There there’s gray. There’s skin. Don’t ask me how that is, I don’t know myself. All I know is that it’s there, and I just chalk it up to a mutation due to being a mutt.
Now, since I’ve the elements of fire and lightning coursing through my body. I can’t get sick. My blood runs hot enough to melt soft metals when I’m cut, so the heat just kills the virus, disease, what have you right off the bat. That said, it’s also hard to get me drunk, or under the effects of anesthesia due to that same reason.
Due to the heat of the blood, I run at a higher temperature than most others. While everyone else is around 98 degrees or so, I’m higher up there at around 110, or more to be honest. Never really tried to take my temperature... But due to that, laying on me. Leaning on me. Holding me. It’s like you’re touching a rock that’s been out in the sun for the entire day. To some it feels nice, to others they just stay to the black parts as the heat is dampened.
Going a bit deeper, all of my bodily processes are taken care of by the elements.
Q: You mean... A: Yes, to be quite frank. I never really go to the bathroom. The reason why is that inside of my stomach. The food isn’t digested. It’s incinerated. Or disintegrated if fire can’t take care of it. Therefore, anything that goes into my stomach is converted into energy. So, that essentially means I can kinda eat everything. But I really like to eat things that I like to...
Q: To go into the fetish department, can you Vore people? A: I can. But, unless they want a quick death that I really don’t want to deal with. I only do soft vore. Though once they get down to my stomach, it’s kinda like a little heaven for them. THe lightning stimulates them when they’re down there. So... they’ve the time of their life really. Though then they get addicted... Which is kinda annoying.
Q: ARe there any other fetishes that you’re into? A: The easier question to ask is what I’m not into. And it boils down to gender swapping, death, bathroom fetishes, shrinking. Then there’re a few others that deal with things like Zoophilia,
Q: That just covered everything, didn’t it. A: Pretty much. All in nice one simple place.
Q: Have you ever abused your powers? A: Who didn’t when you’re a kid? Oh, you mean the God powers? No, I haven’t. I nearly always ask if I’ve permission to alter themselves to my whim. If they say, yes. Then I still let them have free will. I’m not an overbearing tyrant. I just like to make things fun.
Q: Come on Kaji, you've never EVER abused your powers even a little to get something you wanted? A: I’ve altered the weather around me, but that’s about it. But I’ve never publicly abused my powers. Personally, I’ve altered my home. But-- Well, I guess you could call that abusing if you wanted to. Though, I’m sure every one who could get God powers would make sure they’re living in luxury first.
Q: What’s the hardest part of being a God? A: Probably... the fact that things get a bit tedious when you actually have to do something that calls for all your attention. Such as fixing things that other people leave behind. Honestly, macros need a way to fix things themselves...
Q: What’s the easiest part of it? A: Eating. Seriously, I can make my favorite food out of thin air!
Q: This is true. Here’s another one. Does being ‘all powerful’ mean that you never feel threatened? A: Nope. I can still be hurt. I can be beaten down. It just takes a lot. Other deities can easily knock me to the ground and hold be there if they really wanted to. I’m still on my guard at nearly all times.
Q: Touching on the easiest part of being a God, what /is/ your favorite food? A: Salmon. I love seafood. Sushi, salmon, shrimp, talapia, mahi mahi. Hell, I just love seafood all together!
Q: A mortal God is an interesting concept, care to elaborate? A: Well, I guess I should’ve really answered that question earlier in the sense of me being a God... Heh, well if I were still a mortal. I guess I could die from old age. But, since I ascended. I am pretty much immortal.
Q: You goofed didn’t you. A: Yup.
Q. Sorry to jump all over the place, but seeing as being a macrofur tends to have a negative public affect, doesn’t that effect how others perceive you? Does that even matter to you? A: It does matter to me. Therefore, whenever I’m out ‘macroing’. I tend to try and be as gentle as I can with the surrounding area. Though I know there’re... plenty of photos to refute that statement, but after I did all of those things. I fixed everything. Whenever I go into a city, I fix it when I’m done. I try to make sure that no one gets harmed when I’m in the city, and if they do; I tend to move them out of the way and make sure they’re fine afterwards. Or heal them right out.
So, it’s basically me trying to put macros in a good light by just being who I am in a sense.
Q. So public perception does matter to Gods then, or do you think you’re a special case? A: It depends on the God it seems. There’re some who just don’t care that they’re held in a negative light. Then there’re some, like me, who do care what people think of us.
Q. And by caring, do you think that makes you a better deity? Worthy of worship perhaps? A: Oh, every god has those who worship them. Be it out of fear, or out of kindness or something along those lines. But, how I am doesn’t make me a better deity. It’s just my personality that brings people to me. If they like me, then awesome. If they worship me, then I do my best to help when I can. If they hate me? Then so be it.
But, to answer the first bit a tad more clear; by caring it doesn’t make me better. Like I said before, it’s just how I am.
Q. Moving on, I have to ask, how do you possibly manage to stay clean at that size? A: I’ve a few options. One, I could shrink down to my base size. Six foot four. And take a shower. Easiest way. Two, I could jump into a lake and take a bath. Three, I could take a shower under a waterfall. Get clean, fix things up. Boom, you’ve got a fresh macro.
Q. Don’t you worry about contaminating the water? Especially after a hard day of... Well, macroing as you put it? A: Not really. I mean, after I clean myself as a macro, I make sure that the water is as I left it. The fun part about being a deity, it just works.
Q. Just make sure to stay out of my town’s reservoir. A: I’ll stick to Crater Lake. It’s much cleaner.
Q. I’ve never seen it, but I’ll take your word on it. So, no soap? Does the natural heat of your body just get most of the germs and grit from daily life off and all you’re doing is helping? A: Pretty much. I’ve a natural scent of freshly burnt pine that really screws up any scents from shampoos or conditioner. All I do is wash off what my body can’t take care of. Thankfully, I can just create a scentless shampoo if I must.
Q. Ok, well, back to where this interview started. Are there any childhood memories you want to talk about? A: Learning how to fly was an interesting ordeal. Nothing like feeling the wind under your wings for the first time... Granted, I could’ve done without my father pushing me off a cliff, but it worked quite well.
Q. Not that learning to fly isn’t great, but that’s all? A: School wasn’t too interesting for me. Learning to control the elements would be another fun thing. You never really realize how useful your powers are until the power goes out at home. Fire for cooking and heating, and electricity to keep the house going. That, and finding out that I could stick bullies to the wall via static was fun too.
Q. Did this make living alone easier since, well, let’s face it, you wouldn’t have a heating or electric bill. Or were you already a deity before that part of your life came up? A: Becoming a deity happened within the past year. And before you ask how come I can control things to such a precise manner. I’ve been dealing with fire and lightning for my entire life, and at the current moment I can control them to such a finite degree that appliying it to other elements and energies did take some practice. But it wasn’t too hard. That and I had friends to help.
But to answer the question, it did make living easier. Much easier to cook something in my hand than it is to wait for the oven to preheat and toss it in. … Though I still do that from time to time. Cause everyone is lazy at times.
Q. Creatures of habit is more what I think, though that has more to do with fear of calling you lazy. A: Hey, everyone’s lazy. Even Gods. You should see some of my friends who’re Gods. Damn they’re lazy.
Q: To stem away from the act of calling you lazy. Do you have any hobbies? What is it you like to do in your spare time? A: Honestly? I play games on the computer and the 360. Amongst them are shooters on both platforms. As well as miscellaneous games that are just sandbox games. But as another hobby, archery is what I do. Q: Oddly, I’m curious, as I’m sure others are as well. Are your powers ever an inconvenience? A: You have no idea. Winter? I’m a godsend to my friends. No pun intended. But in the summer? No one really wants to be around me, a bit too hot.
That, if I ever do sneeze or anything of the sort; for a split second all the lights around me surge and pop. Or something gets set on fire. Or just /something/ happens that wouldn’t happen normally. Sneezes are dangerous things ya know.
I can’t really eat anything chilled. Unless I just eat it all in one bite. Thankfully, I don’t get brain freeze. But, I can’t really enjoy my ice cream, or anything else chilled unless I consciously tone down my heat. Which feels odd when I do it.
This is essentially a Q&A where you can ask me questions about myself, ones that aren't already answered within the document above. So, read through. Learn what ya wanna know. Have fun reading~
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