Character Sheet for PATACHU
Nickname(s)
パタチュー (jp) Patrick-André Churaizes(fr) ПАТАСУ(ru) PATAßCHAU(de)
Sex/Gender
intersexed male, definitively identified as a male.
Age
about 90 trillion years old, which is about 13yo in real time. it will be explained in "Physics Of The Digital World"
Character Description
Patachu is an orange-beige Mokvwap, he's quite short but athletic for a mokvwap, he's fast and equipped with large, powerful fwappers.
Apart being a pro-digital world extremist, and sympathizer of the Independentist Army of Renamon (a nationalist organization led by Renamon in 1988) Patachu spends most of his time in imageboards such as 4chan, lulz and a few others. and it is good like this.
References:
> The Truth about Patachu. Anon, EncyclopediaDramatica, 2008.
> Patachu's Unauthorized Biography Abridged, Wikifur editions.
> Mokvwaps And Fwapping: A societal analysis, ed.Springfield&Dyndns, 2010
Personality
as mentioned on the article cited above, Patachu is not mentally sane and therefore have been refused in any military-related experiment involving digimons. patachu can be cute and inoffensive and suddenly go on a murderous rampage, and easily forget about it. hopefully it's very rare.
Likes/Dislikes
crabs. furry crabs to be exact. it is believed an army of crabs decimated the mokvwap population. the actual amount of mokvwaps is estimated of about 15 or 20.
when i'm talkin' about crabs, it's CRABS. not the half-life or sea kind of crab that tastes delicious. that's nothing.
CRABS, man. and apple products.
Background/History
it have been partially developed in the previous chapters, that the current population is very reduced, but also represent the most powerful and resistant of the race of mokvwap warriors. most of them have extra powers, such as fireballs, extreme speed or the force of a whole army for one's self.
in 1984 the DARPA used to test the capabilities of Digital Monsters, creatures populating a parallel nanouniverse made of information. the defense agency created the D-Reaper, taking the cold war on the information and data terrain. the project was abandoned in the 90 but the D-reaper kept developing through the digital world. Unlike most digimons a D-reaper 'agent' does not digivolve itself.
Relatives/Family
Kittie is actually Patachu's antrhopomorphic cat sister. shocking ? nonsensical ? how could it be nonsensical we're talking about a mokvwap here, can you fathom about one percent of the real meaning of the sentence you just read ?
World/Setting
describing the world patachu comes from would be complex and irrelevant. mokvwaps comes from a world you may never understand.
Body
rather short and lightweight, but not small either. Patachu is designed for speed and response time. the orange/brown and beige contrast is typical to equatorial mokvwaps, also it's important to notice the very short fur.
Clothing
patachu's clothes are essentially Emporio Armani suits, collection 2010-2011 tailored on measure anyways. as casual he prefers just wearing a pair of Levi's and Clarks leather boots.
he never wears any of those things.
Accessories
it's still hard to determine what is his primary and secondary weapon. one is a Geforce 7000 series graphics card. the other is a medieval war axe and he can also digimodify-summon a F-23 jet fighter if necessary.
but to be honest patachu prefers using anything surrounding him to get the job done.
