[In their lair...]
"Finally, after several months in prison, we?re free!" proclaimed Stella.
"So what?s our plan this time?" asked Stephanie.
"It involves sneaking in by pretending to be fat when we actually aren?t," answered Stella.
"How long do we keep the act going?" asked Mary.
"Long enough so they?re convinced, duh!" snapped Stephanie.
"Because of their passion for pudge, they won?t suspect a new pony coming in that isn?t actually plump," said Mary rubbing her hooves together. *They head off to Pudgyville* [At the security gate in their costumes...]
"So they?ve updated their security here. Too bad it has one tragic flaw. All one needs to do is LOOK overweight and in they go," concluded Stella.
"You sure this?ll work?" asked Stephanie.
"Of course it will. Just wait and see," replied Mary. *They enter but the alarm sounds*
"What?s going on? Why isn?t this working?" asked Stella.
"Beats me, it was your idea," replied Mary.
"Quiet, Mary!" snapped Stella.
"Who are all of you?" asked Bright Eyes coming to the security gate and turning off the alarm.
"Well I can tell they clearly aren?t overweight but were trying to be. Their costume doesn?t match the proportions of the gate," remarked Starlight.
"There?s only one group of ponies that would do this type of thing; the Calorie Stealers," stated Melody removing their costumes.
"You?re not coming in here, regardless of what your excuse is," stated Bright Eyes.
"So you?re going against your own rules? How cruel of you!" protested Stephanie.
"No, you didn?t read the print below that," replied Melody.
"Pudgyville strictly prohibits ponies that lie or think they?re going to ignore the security fence and get inside," read Mary.
"You all clearly fit both of those categories with what you tried today and because we don?t trust you, even if you want to become plump or help us out with our weights here, you?re still denied access here because of your constant disrespect towards ponies of a higher weight," added Starlight.
"You ponies are sending a bad message to the rest of the ponies on this planet. You?re basically telling them it?s okay to be overweight and not even care about what?ll happen next," protested Stella.
"We make full acknowledgements about that in our TOS or Terms of Service on the other side of the fence and it states.....," started Bright Eyes.
"Upon entering this town you agree that you will not ridicule, harass or otherwise pose any serious threat to any of the ponies. You also hereby agree that should you be found violating the rules posted before entering this town, you will not be allowed back in unless the ponies here state otherwise. You agree to be respectful of their opinions regarding weight gain or otherwise We fully acknowledge the consequences of being fat," read Starlight.
"How were we supposed to know about those terms when they were on the opposite side of the fence?" asked Stephanie.
"All you had to do was turn to the left to see a sign that told you where they were. It wasn?t hard to miss," explained Bon Bon.
"You fat fillies didn?t have this in last time so we couldn?t have known about this," protested Stella.
"True but that of course is why they?re in place now but you won?t have to worry about them since you?re not allowed here," replied Bright Eyes.
"That?s right so stay away from here or we?ll call the Ponyville Police," added Eduardo.
"We?ll be back, just you wait!" called Stella as she and the others dart away.
"This fence isn?t going anywhere so you can try to come back all you wish but you?ll get caught every time," Starlight called back.
"Success on the security fence," stated Eduardo.
"Whew that was a close one. If we didn?t have that fence there or the alarm wasn?t working, we?d have to deal with them," sighed Clover with relief.
"We should anticipate them coming back and perhaps be ready in case they come in from above because this town is vulnerable for that," warned Bright Eyes.
"There?s nothing those ponies can do to stop us from keeping this town alive! We?ll take them on anywhere they choose and send them packing all the same!" proclaimed Eduardo.