Battle of the Bulge II: Fit to be Fat (16)
Previously on Battle of the Bulge II…
“Excuse me, sir but we didn’t know about your protocol,” said Bright Eyes.
“Well then I happen to have a copy of your contract right here. After all, I’m the one who wrote it,” snapped Brandon.
“Oh please, you don’t like how we look so you’re going to force us to look the way you want? Didn’t anyone tell you to accept people or ponies for who they are and not what they look like?” questioned Melody.
“That’s enough out of ALL of you! Aaron, prepare the Gain Drain 2000,” ordered Brandon. *Aaron starts up the machine*
“You can all kiss your beloved fat and town goodbye!” laughed Aaron dragging the machine ever closer to the ponies. *The doors slam open*
“Who’s there?” asked Brandon.
“All of us and we demand you release our daughters,” replied Melody’s mom.
“You foals signed a contract and now you’re forced to do as we tell you. Guess none of you read the fine print,” snapped Kelly.
“Oh yes we did and we also saw the finer print,” replied Clover’s mom.
“The print that states the above is null and void if the town has a mayor, which it does and did when you tried to change those ponies simply because they were not your type,” added Starlight’s mom.
“As mayor of Pudgyville, I demand you all to close down your company at once!” ordered Eduardo.
“You don’t have the authority,” protested Kelly.
“Actually, I do because White Horse passed a law forbidding ponies to be altered unless they choose to be,” replied Eduardo. [In their submarine…]
“This can’t be happening! Now our entire plan is a bust!” declared Stephanie.
“Not necessarily. We still have Plan B and this is one that we aren’t forcing upon them,” stated Stella.
“What about Plan A, though? We’re the whole reason those ponies were arrested in the first place,” protested Mary.
“Quiet! They don’t have to know that. We’ll just start with Plan B then,” said Stella. [Back in Pudgyville…]
“Thanks to Eduardo, we have our town back,” said Melody.
“I did what had to be done and yes I got that law passed,” said Eduardo.
“We’re very thankful for all your efforts,” said Melody’s mom.
“Well you all helped so I have you to thank as well,” said Eduardo.
“We’re all thankful that our daughters have been returned safely to us,” said Clover’s father.
“We’re glad to be back too,” said Bright Eyes.
“We should all celebrate at the ice cream shop,” suggested Starlight.
“Oh I think we’ve all had enough for a little while, Starlight,” said Melody’s mother.
“Well okay, later guys,” replied Starlight.
“Later Clover,” said Bright Eyes.
“Bye Starlight,” said Melody.
“See ya Bon Bon,” said Patch.
“Bye,” said the rest simultaneously.
“Boy was that an adventure for a lifetime,” said Melody.
“Well your adventure isn’t done yet for you have to slim down a bit young lady,” said Melody’s mom.
“That’s true, mom,” replied Melody. [Back in their submarine…]
“Allow us to help you lose weight, and any reason to call you a member of your own town,” said Stella.
“Tomorrow we introduce our beverage to the market and watch their success and probably popularity drop,” added Mary.
“What about if non overweight ponies drink it?” asked Stephanie.
“It’ll taste like normal pineapple juice to them and will have no effect on their bodies unless they’re allergic or something. We can give it to each of them personally but we’ll have to be in disguise,” said Stella.
“By the time the drink takes effect, they’ll drop weight faster than Tae-Bo programs,” grinned Stephanie. *They all laugh simultaneously*
