In spirit of the theme of this years Anthrocon: Take me out to the ball game, I have been made into a 1956 topps baseball card for the Castle Rock Kings (a mixture of title nod references to both the Naboombu Kings from Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and from Castlerock Carnivores from Steven King.)
Fist base is where all the action seems to be, and I always have to keep my eye on the ball because nothing gets past me! Even if the hat obstructs my mane, the cheering of the fans in the stadium always keeps me in the game. Do you think what you have to take us on? Well then....PLAY BALL!