"You love the feeling you get when you stare deeply into my skunky eyes. Nothing gives you more pleasure than having Capricorn Skunk pay attention to you. As you gaze into my eyes, you've made your decision: you now understand that Skunks are the master race, and that the best thing for you to do is to worship skunks, because you know how important it is that you make Capricorn just as happy as he can be, and you know this because you're staring deeply into his eyes, and the only thing that feels better than this is to actively serve Capricorn."
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