Mellie: "Hey Mik!" Mika: "..........." Mellie: "Want to hear a joke? Why can't midgets wear a tampon?" Mika: "..........." Mellie: "Because they keep stepping on the string! You know what's the definition of 'pissed off'?" Mika: "Not now, Mellie." Mellie: "A midget with a yo-yo!" Mika: "......Wat?" Mellie: "My, you're short-tempered today!" Mika: "Die."
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Don't ask me! Another one of my mate's goofy ideas!
