Toni Claus is here and his magical sack is full of First Edition Charizards and complete sets of MtG's Power Nine; also copies of Panzer Dragoon Saga and Earthbound! He's even going to give the poor kids them! He's going to make their resale value plummet!
Truly, he is the Übermensch who will bring the modern geek secondary economy to its knees AND REBUILD 2.22 IT. (this is my sense of humor, I'm so sorry)
