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Relatable Furries - 7 the falling
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relatable furs - didn't get the joke comic
its past midnight here happy Halloween! X3

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Published: 7 years, 5 months ago
Rating: General

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BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
try running a stable
Wellx3
7 years, 5 months ago
especially one like your which no doubt has dodgy practices
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
totally expecting beans to be some sort of horse rapist
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
how do you know they aint
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
well if she's gonna do in fantasy who's to say the reality
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
well I don't go around melting over people so..
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
you would if you could
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
his sona does
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
that's cause flesh chars
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
horses are sexy
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
well since you are one that's kinda a biased opinion
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
in that case i'm afraid of all of you. even me
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
how does anyone know what us Puppians get up to
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
hey i like that word
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
i prefer the po
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
nobody knows hehehe
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
one of us a porn star with an overactive libido and hyper mobility so anything's possible
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
it's like magic
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
because they don't talk about horse sex all the time
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
thta's probably because she is. at least in canon
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
mental rapist
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
curse you charlie. i had a perfectly good helmet
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
charlie? okay that made me lol
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
works for the cia
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
don't get on about canon there's so much hypercanon i don't even know what's canon anymore you canon?
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
unlocks super saijin 5 perfect hypercanon. blast princess luna into tiny little pieces
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
steals pinkie's canon
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
like she isn't already
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
goading in next to godlessness
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
beans is next to godlessness
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
we should find where she lives and find out
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
'expecting'
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
suspecting
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
rumors are often true
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
expect to see her in the hay next to a pregnant horse with an evil grin
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
it didn' start pregnant
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
that's jut nasty
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
if she's a nasty villain does she shove her victims up there or something. #pagtagmonth
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
you know the bodies have to fall out eventuially
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
not if a helpful male horse comes along
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
nobody will ever know.

except everybody will always know
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
so who's the lucky guy?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
totally expect the horse to come out with beans' head on it
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
does it work the other way around if beans is a girl?
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
she wish
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
south park ref yay
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
i would be very disturbed if any horse started pregnant
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
how does anything start pregnant
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
like some sort of creepy pasta. the unhorsinator
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
I could write that
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
creepy
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
sounds like a super villain
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
with just the hand of severed body parts sticking out
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
give it a high five and pretend it's normal
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
expect to see her when the moon is high
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
that still doesn't mean she did anything
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
I wouldn't feel safe leaving my horse there and it's just a plushie
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
she'll definitely get that pregnant
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
i don't think any of us would even go anywhere near beans' farm
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
true
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
sounds like the place to be
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
imagining a ton of antics like principal skinner and super nintendo chalmers
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
yes I get it
your entitled
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah is not nice
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
well she doesn't bring it up unless in context most often so give her a breeak
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
after she denied jay's request to shut up because she loves the drama?
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
I would say it's an accident but this is beans we are talking about
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
I just think she has something to say that she's avoiding
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
beans does not avoid talking about anything
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
the beans refers to the magic beans she used to steal her wealth
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
try not showing off
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
she's trying to open up about horse rape giver her a chance. lol
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
I think beans would be more direct
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
I like how we are all convinced that's what she did because we know her so well
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
try running one properly
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
exactly
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
try covering up the horse sex in the books
ChellEdge
7 years, 4 months ago
bet i could do it better
UltimateVersus
7 years, 4 months ago
don't try running a horse brothel
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
there is also a Halloween special of tales of reality comic on tumblr ;3

http://talesofrealitycomic.tumblr.com/post/15253270414...
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
well done
(obvious pause)
Wellx3
7 years, 5 months ago
it was a rare opportunity
Halloween is but once a year
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
I'd rate it about medium
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
it's chipped on the side
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
eyes glazed
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
human eyes are delicious. after you take the shell off
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
but are those cage unchipped?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
nice compromize
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
digimon bad dub reference
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
I reckon the writers got black gears in their brains irl
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
well knows his meat
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
these must have been the kids that came before hanzel and gretal for old hanx to use the bone for a finger
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
the boine didn't have to be a kid's bone
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
just a severed bone lying around
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
are we still talking about limestone
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
not all bones are solid
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
some are soup
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
cock soup is good for flu
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
sailing into the sun there
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
apparently still erect too or the witch would know it's not the kid's arm
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
just a regular man sized bone
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
well considering gusekhoo..?
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
groans
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
heh
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
you have no taste. children are tender. they need delicate cooking
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
like kid leather
Wellx3
7 years, 5 months ago
like salad fingers
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
the fish is done
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
now carresss the rusty kettle
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
sounds like alternate lyrics to the cha cha slide
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
just the image of a salad fingers themed cha cha slide song is enough for take all my money
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
poor animated in MMD
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
do-
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
I aint do
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
that show was badly names
them fingers didn't taste like salad as all
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
like a rusty spoon?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
rusty makes lettice wilt
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
so that's how it ended
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
how do they taste
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
well the meat looks like it's seasoned itself
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
your tears are delicious meme
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
oh no countermeme
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
Heimskr is best neam
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
nop it aint
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
adventure time: no you're delicious
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
that's what htey should say in a cannibalk mopvie
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
that is what i'm gonna call wetting my pants when something scary happens from now on
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
I sounds like you did something else though
seasoning your meat
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
I feel the witch
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
this is not roleplay
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i'm sure was not what mean
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
then she makes you soup
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
the kids these days
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
oh just wait til john cauldron gets there
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
I like this kid's style
can we see more of them
Wellx3
7 years, 5 months ago
the tax collector isn't the kid grown up yano
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
only a tax collector would want their kid to wear a tax collector's costume
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
because they live every day being hated for what they are and want some solice in the fact that they are appreciated at least by their own family
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
they could always yano quit their job
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
if they don't they ass
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
they should spare their child their fate
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
those sadistic fucks
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
does that count as child rape
future roll without concent
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
I wish it did
so many parents I'd like arresting for raping a kid's childhood
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
all those pictures of nostalgic toon characters in sexual situations with the annotation childhood ruined
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
they are breeding
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
I was think
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
no the kid is the guy screaming
If you didn't get that then the whole joke Is ruined
what the hell did you think was going on
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i know right
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
think?

is obvious
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
the fact you need to explin that is shocking
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
yah wer
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
makes a different meaning that way
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
tax collector kid is not a thing
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
but it could be
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
please don't
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
you can't hold back the tide
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
it shouldn't be
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
let's keep it that way
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
too late
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
evil dwarrf
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
it is now
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
they only said one thing
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
with us that's all it takes
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
it's thinging but why
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
and tails doll didn't ever say anything
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
got  athing for assholes?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
don't say that on here you've got no idea what people will post
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
preparation H?
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
he's only in it for  sec
Wellx3
7 years, 5 months ago
the collector should be a horrow movie
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
well taxes can be scary
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
the forms
THE FORMS!
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
get eaten up by them like in Brazil
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
cancel that trip to rio honey they got killer tax forms there
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
I don't know what's worse
the gang crime or the hungry paper
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe it's just one of those super absorbent wipes
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
one shit of plenty devours you whole
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
what has science done?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
why isn't there a horror film about forms
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
Brazil
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
good point
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
taxman should be some sort of supervillain with the power to take your home away or such
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
usually people who end in man are heros
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
usually people who end in men are gay
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
badum tish
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i read that as taxis
well you're more likely to lose your life that way
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
I can imagine the trailer.

The man at your door

DUN DUN!!

he's come to collect

DUN DUN!!

YOUR SOUL!

DUN DUN DUN!!! (shows flying forms scaring people and giving them giant gashes like papercuts for some reason)

HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES?

coming Halloween 2017
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
you have to fill in your tax forms to be safe
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
ae you referring to the supervillain from the stretch dude and clobber girl episode or..
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
wow what a ref
that's old
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
so old there's literally no porn of it
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
did you seriously check?  0_o
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i got someone to check for me because i thought there might be child porn
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
there was
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
and you googled it too i guess
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
don't google simpsons porn
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i've seen marge porn around bt i'm guessing the other simpsons are involved
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
mostly the kids
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
it's a shame because you wanna see marge porn and if you're not careful you see something you don't wanna
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
what about homerxmarge
search that
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
still not safe
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
glad i didn't google that to check then
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
luckily
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
but there's mr fantastic and the thing porn and that's close enough
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
there probably is son but when kids are involved I aint getting into that shit
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
guess you've never heard of the wacky world of erotic cartoons
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
don't make it sound so whimsical
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
no "wacky world of erotic cartoons" is it's name
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
is dead
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
retrosimps
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
we only get reruns in the uk
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
or anywhere that's not the usa
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i am the collector and i'm here to add you to my collection
sounds like a pedo
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
child collector offenses
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
reminds shitty shitty bang bang
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
lol

I don't like that movie either

jay says its spell correct though. I wish it wasn't
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
shitty shitty bang bang

hey it works lol
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
I bet that's some urban dictionary something
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
lollipops..
raspberry ripple..
all free today..
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
happu's nose
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
but what is his weakness
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
tax rebates
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
treble dun
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
throw money at him and he will go away
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
you'd have to ration your money
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
I'm already rationing my money because of taxes
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
but should it be a "horror" movie
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
you've spelt more things wrong than anyone dude
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
no i've just had more opportunity to because i post so much
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
still shouldn't say it guy
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
sorry
LatexWaterbed
7 years, 5 months ago
I just like the bit where he's grinning with the anticipation of a Christmas bonus and staring through the window
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
well tax collector have to find som way to enjoy their depressing job
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
I don't think anyone wants to be a tax collector unless they're some sort of sadist
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
it's a shame because if your good with math it's the perfect job
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
nerd conquest
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
don't temptt me
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
it's just fun to see all the people you hated as a child get their comeuppance
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
what about the people you liked
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
agree
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
not even sadists are that evil
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
and rubs would know all about that
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
wanna rape a taxmamn
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
is that on your bucket list
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
if you gotta be a monster you gotta scare everyone in the neiborhood with your kids
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
I reckon tax collectors can only eat tramps
think about it it only makes sense
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
and nobody notices them missing either
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
except for me and my network of tramps that will overthrow the city one day. no seriously I work at the homeless shelter sometimes.
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
that's a oddly specific diet
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
leave their depressing job?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
would be an idea
the world would be better without them
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
funny how we have a tax debt and yet everyone who's not dodging taxes using offshore accounts is either paying their taxes or serving some sort of punishment for it. either way not contributing to the debt itself. I wonder if the only thing that's not paying into taxes such as the rich people bending the law has anything to do with that debt. nope. obviously it's filthy benefit cheats are doing it or something. couldn't possibly be our fault.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
and you'd know
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
that was the tax collectors son I swear
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
just happy to scare adults
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
boo
gimme money
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
lol they'd if they think it work
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
that's like a mugger say
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
or Mr.Krabs on Halloween
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
raised in evil
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
family of the dead inside
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
[T_T] {T_T} (T_T) |T_T|
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
lolik
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
after killing his dad he took his tie and suitcase and wanders the streets every Halloween turning zombies back into sentient beings
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
well he could be happier about it
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
shang tsung voice like "your wealth is mine"
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
tax collecting job steals your soul anyway
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
that's why tax collectors want your money
so you can't pay the ferry man and have to be left to their mercy on the shore
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
left with the rapists in limbo
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
erm why aren't they in hell?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
exactly. rape is not redeemable
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
my jill pickle?
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
just looking like
I'm gonna tax the shit outta you
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
tax rapist
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
why not we've had every other kind of rapist in ppp fan fictions
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
lol true
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
it seems someone still has that vid
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
what a cartoon died long ago. le tear
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i know. it's sad that all we got left is ben 100.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
not even that. it's only 10.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
not even a cool 10 like pokemon
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
ah but have you been a trump
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
trump is a fart. spread the word
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
I love it. that's my signature now
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
pity you can't in comment
SemIna
7 years, 5 months ago
what if the kid was a real zombie and was just so jacked by the phoney costume they snapped out of the mind controil
DavidusSnake
7 years, 5 months ago
like I was gonna eat your brains but damn man
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
typical tht stupidity AKA lack of brains snaps a zombie out of it
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i thought that would make them hungrier
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
what's the point of being a zombie without a food source
self preservation
turn back to normal to eat the more readily available regular food
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
that's some weird survival adaptations
so do they turn back when the average level of intelligence rises again
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
it also explains why we don't have zombies no more
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
like we were smarter back them
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
smarter but less educated
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
we were dunking skanks when we could be dunking oreos. how smart were we?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
begs the question..
do they go all soggy and crumbly when wet?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i think they were dunking them to find thast exact answer
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
I guess the results must have been pretty inconclusive 'cause they just couldn't stop dunking them
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
they just couldn't resist the taste of orehoes
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe we've all contracted the virus and we're just waiting for aliens to arrive to feed on their brains
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
that explains the last few centuries
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
so in the 60's they were like. looks like there's still hope for the human ra- nope they fucked it we're leaving again
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
I blame the usa for keeping the zombie population down
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
too many shots to the head
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe we are all meant to be zombies and our normal for is like the fight or flight mode
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
and we are killing those in f&f mode because they are acting weird
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
typical that zombie population went down when we started giving black people their freedom. I mean just look at history books. and we've had more zombies than ever now trump is winning the election.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
and the zombies suddenly disappeared when obama ran in office. coincidence i think not
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
oh yeah..
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
why are there never any ghetto zombies
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
brains brains
bitch please i'm eating fools here
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
still die before the age of 21
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
yes but then they come back as the living dead
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
point
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
then they rise up and overthrow the corrupt police force
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
bet they're regretting that police violence hnow
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
lol like attack the block you ments earlier
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
Zombie Moses 41
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
sounds like some sort of space ship
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
reminds Ulysses 31
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
wishful thinking evo
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
it's the trumps you gotta be scared of.
no seriously i aint getting political.
at least not until he fucks up which judging by almost every president ever it shouldn't be too long.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
then i'll post his fuck up everywhere. but he's already made a few bushisms so I guess he was trying to type cast himself early.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i think the speech started it off well
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
somebody taught them how to pizza
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
why blast fools when you can eat their brains
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
then you're killing aaand you're learning
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
never though of zombies as thought vampires before
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
plausible
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe marijuana is the cure
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
that's wishful thinkig
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
seems zombie outbreaks only happen where marijuana is illegal though. just saying.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
it's all that soap powder
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
you only need bath salts when you aint got the green
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i thought taking a bath is how you get ridd of green stainbs
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
a dream is a wish your heart makes when you ar ast ssleep
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
gonna eat brains.
spots those white vans on Daniel.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
memes are the cure
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
no those are vines.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
binds in vines
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
like in The Grimm Fandango or something
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
grabs daniel into my white van.
dqaniel: thank goodness you saved me from those zombs.
beans: saved? i'd say you were selected for finer dining.
equips cutlery
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
how are you driving whilst you get the cutlery?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
'cause that's totally how they talk
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
that's a streetwise future taxman
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
brains brains
shit man
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
like literally your brains are shit man
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
shut that potty mouth. yo're only a minor zomnbie
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
shut your whole private zombie.
the major zombie is talking.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
saving private zombie should be a movie
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
just listing what he can see
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
somebody got pretty frightened
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
i think it's before and after.
brains, still brains.
man got eat. now he's shit.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
that's like a short story
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah who cleans up all the shit left over from what's left of the people the zombies digested.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
28 days later and the zombies don't use toilets so
UltimateVersus
7 years, 5 months ago
don't give zombies ideas of how to be more scary
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i've come to eat your brains but first i would like to consult you on your avergae thought spending pert month
SmoothCriminal
7 years, 5 months ago
how the hell do you spend thoughts and how do you weigh the wealth of different thoughts?
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
well I reckon it's about a penny per thought
like yuno they say a penny for your thoughts
think that's enough evidence of the exchange rate
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
point
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
where exactly can you buy thoughts.
am I breaking te law thinking right now without paying for it or a license?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
well i reckon it works like farming. you don't need to pay because you produce thought crops yourself buy you have to pay back the money you earn from selling your thoughts in taxes.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
ah so only if you are getting paid for it. gotcha
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
no you still have to pay taxes on produce even if you don't sell any and you have to pay for the space to grow it
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i'm pretty sure i own the land my thoughts are grown on
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
at the thought bank. badum tish
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
so what happens if you do a bank raid?
are you just in a crimpled mess on the floor with a billion thought rushing through you a second
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe just the guys you ask that to just have particularly worthless thoughts
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
the saying is old and doesn't compensate for inflation lol
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah it's at least twelvety now
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
what's a twelvety?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
if they're asking us guys i can imagine that
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
especially how helpful your ideas about mom are
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
what's a penny in today's currency?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
about a nickel and a dime in us currency
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
so you'd need a lot of thoughts to get minimum wage
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
yes but you produce so many thoughts at a time it's no problem i think.
you see cash i hand
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
if people give you anything exchange for a thought it's prolly considered an exchange
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
how does that work with alchemy?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
now you're talking atomic weight
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
what's the atomic weight of a thought?
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
well what does a brain weigh?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
but it's not the brain it's the signals in the brain. they weigh about 2600 times less
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
you think of alchemy and it happens
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
this aint full metal alchemist
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
you're supposed to mix stufff together like potions and stuff. that's how it works
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
exactly. can't have weight bias
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
thoughts are purely metaphorical anyway.
technically you can't weigh something that doesn't exist.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i'm pretty sure they exist i mean i'm thinking about whether thoughts exist right now
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
how do I know I'm getting the best deals?
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
hang on let me think about that..dammit!
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
that's mafia logic
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
well your thinking can be spent
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
does that mean you pay for tiredness with thoughts?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
tiredness is thought theives tapping into your wifi signal
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
isn't it every fiscal year?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
true
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
like the tax collector zombies only show up when your taxes are due.
actually that's a good metaphor for real life.
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
i call them vampires
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
always sucking our blood.
go pester the tax dodging scum that sent yyou here
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
they don't want their blood it's covered in taint
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
sorry i got a different supplier
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
I'm not even sure if I do even
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
let me think about that for a se-
gods dammit!
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
brains brains
have you considered your average annual spending on property assets
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
not enough brain for that dude
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
okay, staggers off somewhere else
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
simpsons ref
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
how many houses does this zombie think I have?
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
i don't know what you get up to
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
listen dude the zombie taxman is bad enough. i don't need zombie salesmen too
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
if he's selling double glazing though I might use that in a zombie apocalypse
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
wondering now weather cavity wall insulation would be an aid or a hindrance
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
by not being zombs?
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
stealth zombies
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
ninja zombies sound awesome
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
you been playing too much garden warfare
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
you're talking about giving zombies ideas.
the braindead things that hunger brains they don't have.
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
that's racist
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
that was pretty racist
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
I mean I eat brains and stuff but I got standards dude.
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
like a totally relatable zombie.
why does everyone just shoot zombies.
they have rights you know.
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
i'd campaign for zombie rights
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
zombies are people too
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
technically that still counts as human rights
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
lol > mind control. gotcha
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
fatman: laugh and stop eating people
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
sons of liberty: zombie edition
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
so do zombies go flying past fortune or..
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
they all fall over around her so she has a cronut of zombies just piled up
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
that explains both the lack of zombies in recent years and the sudden return of them
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
I like how a zombie costume requires stitches and patches but all you need to be a tax collector is a tie
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
don't forget the suitcase ;3
RubberJohn
7 years, 5 months ago
the kid in the window didn't have one.
I reckon they developed a complex and now even the nostalgia critic scares them
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
heeeelo I'm the nostalgia..

https://youtu.be/ubibPayNrAY?t=3s
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
nostalgi-a-A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
I always thought that sounded like they were sneezing
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
a-A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-CHOOOOOOOOOOO
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
Louis just has one of those colds where you feel like you're about to sneeze but can't
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
and he's just screaming in aguish
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
if the nostalgia critic has a tank I'd be scared of him.
do you remember Christmas Joker?
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
i fa-fa-fa-fa-fucking love christmas..boom
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
brings a different meaning to ringing in the bells
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
the past is packing heat
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
damn all you war punks
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
they developed a fear of ties
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
how specific is this phobia?
do they have  fear of knots or long thin strands of fabric or is it only when it's around someone's neck
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
actually i never thought about it before but ties are basically nooses
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
now you say it
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
hello I'm the nostalgia critic.
have you done your taxes?
my forms will devour you alive!
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
worse at christmas
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah the cake and party food makes them rather peckish
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
or high. he looks quite quite high
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
because I fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fed you to paper
Evolve
7 years, 5 months ago
why? what's in it?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
hungry wet wipes
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
the fiend!
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
you bet if a businessman carries wet wipes you've got no idea what they get up to
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
but how do they stay wet?
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
fart paper
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
the fart realm rears its ugly head again
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
the fart realm has a head?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
yes but it's a long way away
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
'rears'
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
it's like monopolu money
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
i love this question. we could say anything.
that creepy living pencil that makes a portal.
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
shit I'd forgotten that. thanks for that.
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
great now my nightmares are back
thanks
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
goes really well to prime time of your life too
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
taxman is a creepy pasta with no story
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
is this becoming a forum game?
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
that could be any businessman
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
smithers shifty eyes
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
mr burns blank gleeful stare
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
gets on the electric train busted into packed like a sardine in a can whilst Gymnopédie plays as he just looks slant down staring into the enptiness of the crowded train around him
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
maybe he stole the suitcase and the taxman came after him
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
like tainted goods
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
the monkey's paw!
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
doesn't that have cursed wishes
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
there's actually two stories
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
that wasn't a monkey
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
you're thinking of white trash
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
she's so thinking of white trash
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
now she's thinking of trash in a white liner
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
you still making yourself sound pedo beans
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
basically we have already damned them and anything they say will be taken out of context
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
there must have been a rusty horseshoe in that suitcase
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
you know that's an innuendo right?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
it was a pony reference
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
let's hope he does a better job than old slenderman rest his soul
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
poor poor slendy
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
plays durge
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
wow that's dark and that's me saying it
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah old scissorwield never killed any kids yano
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
reminds alien
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
that was not my favourite alien
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
who is? alf?
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
exactly how
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
that's cause do to the ratings board they wont let you kill any in games nomore. fucking skyrim bratstards
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i'll bloody your bloody nose you bitch
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
still not sure whether they found that sexual though. I mean beans posted it soo..
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
if that's a fetish i am way way way out of the loop
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
yeah that scene drifted by the censorship of angry parents like it never happened. if a movie did that today can you imaginbe the uproar
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
the ratings board would..https://youtu.be/-aRRR6CrDGg?t=22s
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
I love that clip
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
there's a gif of it somewhere that infinitely loops
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
now I can use that when I like
FloppyPony
7 years, 5 months ago
WTF?! 0_0
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
my point your face
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
but what if she doesn't awnt to give you head lol
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
ew that's my sister guys
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
that's what you'd expect eddy to say
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
too grimm for spoopytimes
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
I imagine this is how terrorists do stuff
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
in vintage cars wearing white suits? do you think the police would have much trouble spotting them
AloeVera
7 years, 5 months ago
Dilbertophobia
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
that's just nerdophobia
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
if you're a nerd and have nerdophobia..
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
infinite screaming
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
like infinite bread sticks
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
you can get them at the non-taco bell
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
just basically a tapas bar
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
tapas bars are nice. i've never found one i don't like
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
cluckin bell?
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
the dudes at monster's ink could tap that
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
that's why we have never heard of it. riley adbucted them all
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
who the hell is riley? the badguy's name is randall
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
you know they could just put a horror movie on infinite loop
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
like it's all you can eat or something
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
what do screams take like?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
well i do frighten myself sometimes
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
walk past a mirror and scream
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
I just do that shits and giggles
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i walk past a mirror.
I’m gonna make a change, for once in my life
It’s gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference
Gonna make it right...
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
catch a glimpse of my not self
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
well that depends on your geek level and what you really associate with nerddome.
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
he said nerd and nerd though not geek and nerd
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
not like geeks have the negative nowadays. stupid bullshit hot people
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
if they aint socially awkward they are a following trend monkey and no nerd to me
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
plays now you're a man but replaces the word man with nerd
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
pictures from anime of guys with blackout shine glasses soaring over a keyboard with flashing fingers
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
or is it occupational hazard awareness
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
that's like drinking a cup half full dude
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
works for shots
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
point
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
I am legit drinking a cup that is half full right now
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
just looked it up. it's actually a word and it's pretty close to that meaning too.
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
yes but that's just socially awkward people it doesn't say anything about smart
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
why would you be afraid of smart people
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
savants are pretty creepy
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
besg the question. is there such a thing as nerdophlia
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
there's hope for us yet
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
that's the only way they'd get the girl
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
mon is here. there will be
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
yay dilbert
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
typical
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
that is exactly the humor I imagined jay wold have
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
but I don't even work
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
still would think nerdhumor
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
then you work at macs and bertrund manning orders a cheeseburger with dill pickle and you just jump out the wndow
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
but was it a jill pickle?
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
macs roof starts lower
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
how does that work with all the stoves and friers and shit
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
well that sure is a pickle
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
a dill sandwich?
EdwardScissorwield
7 years, 5 months ago
if you say you're from the irs who's to know any different
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
the irs
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i always feel like the irs is watching me..
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
why? what have you done?
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
nothing but they make mistakes way too often
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
so says you
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
considering I'm on benefits I should know more than most
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
friends with mon so-
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
let's make a list
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
don't like this
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
they are tridant
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
i see dan at my window..
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
dan get back here. you're supposed to be helping me write albion
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
imagine how awkward that would be
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
i think the guy with the scissors is the fake
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
yes but how easy would it be to just leave the snips behind
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
this explains a lot about eddy himself
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
I think though they might guess when you knock at the door carrying a huge ass pair of scissors
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
how does he knock at the door whilst carrying the scissors. he has to put them down and wham. that's when shit happens
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
i reckon i'd crap myself if i opened the door to find a man standing next to a giant pair of scissors
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
but you could grab the scissors yourself if he was standing close enough to knock
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
if you have a giant pair of scissors on ya why are you knocking?
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
the door isn't made of paper
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
nobody knows the secret dealing of eds mind
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
not even ed
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
point
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
he collects taxes and then collects your soul
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
oh no it's shang tsung
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
jock bowel
AD0RAHE4RT
7 years, 5 months ago
feix baumgarter's nemesis
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
don't trend this
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
muhahahaha
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
you don't even know what they look like
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
they look like intestines duh
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
i miss felix meme
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
me too sob grundy
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
what the grundy?
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
actually I'm interested to know how a jock bowel differs from other bowels
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
sweatier
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
on the inside?
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
ew and just why
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
*jocks bowel*
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
how you do that?
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
applejocks serial killers
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
sounds like someone lifted too much heavyweight
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
yay no jocked bowels for me
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
what if the taxman tried to do the taxman
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
i think that thought has already entered mon's mind
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
stop putting that thought in my mind
BredUndZurbMon
7 years, 5 months ago
it symbolizes their tie to their dead weight job
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
i honestly think that was someone's thinking back then
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
i think black people should make a point of not wearing ties
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
I think they should make a point of doing so to prove they didn't cut their ties and run
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
don't be a plumber
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
was that a plumbers don't wear ties ref?
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
oh shitokami it was
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
but they looks so good
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
will smith did look dapper
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
dapper earth slave
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
i think they should make a point of wearing nooses to make everyone feel awkward
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
feel like candlejack
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
notice how only the rich and free wear them as a fashion statement
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
cause like pulp they think that poor is cool
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
unemployment for freedom
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
but not by choice
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
freedom not by choice?
I hate to point this out but erm..
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
just a concrete mould to the bottom
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
that's why plumbers..
PapaMumrick
7 years, 5 months ago
oh so this is where all the fun went
LockedDoor
7 years, 5 months ago
lol
DavidusSnake
7 years, 4 months ago
why is this topic so long?
AloeVera
7 years, 4 months ago
LockedDoor
7 years, 4 months ago
true
Kukiimon
6 years, 11 months ago
i love that kid at the window
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