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Norithics
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"Feh, it's a living!"

You're Gonna Need Bandages

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I don't flesh out the Castle's various figures all that much, so it was about time Sidney finally got a picture. Nori's family has enlisted the aid of this curmudgeonly necromancer for generations- so much so that when it came time for Nori to pick up the craft, he just assumed the old man came with the package! Like a cantankerous family heirloom. He's incredibly skilled at creating various undead, and has long since altered himself to lengthen his own life, but a servant is only as good as their master- and Nori is god awful.

He mostly keeps to the company of his skeletons, zombies and other creations. If people try to engage him, he bristles and does his best to convince them not to come around. Nori possesses exactly the right amount of familiarity and arrogance to completely roll over these attempts, of course. But a little-known fact about Sidney is that he's got a soft spot for small children, showing an unbelievable amount of patience for and warmth toward them; it's possible that he always wanted to be a Grandpa, but nobody can penetrate his kvetching long enough to find out.

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male 1,108,935, badger 6,383, necromancer 447, elderly 352, sidney 25, sidney fleischman 2
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Type: Picture/Pinup
Published: 7 years, 6 months ago
Rating: General

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FelouseFarnayne
7 years, 6 months ago
Ooooo looks so cool and interesting how he looks. Really should post some of my old men/lady characters some point but only have them sketched so far. Anyway Sidney looks well designed and would probably be annoyed by my Star Seer of an old man most likely XD
Zevaxx
7 years, 6 months ago
...A Rabi-esque necromancer? That's hilarious! Reminds me a bit of Set Roth from thenmost recent Wolfenstein game.
Kittybasket
7 years, 6 months ago
Why's he Jewish?
Norithics
7 years, 6 months ago
Because that's the joke, essentially. Everyone in the castle has something wrong with them, some flaw or quirk that makes them beyond serious consideration by others. Sidney has this as well but when you step past the immediacy of the humor, you realize that it really doesn't matter. Any symbol can be profaned, all that matters is that you believed in it to begin with.
XZeddX
7 years, 6 months ago
He seems like the type to keep a wary eye on at all times..
kingmaster1
7 years, 6 months ago
Is he why that big booty ghost flies around everywhere in the castle?
Norithics
7 years, 6 months ago
Mazzie Turnbaum? You guessed it! He's responsible for all kinds of shenanigans.
kingmaster1
7 years, 6 months ago
Yes! I remember that she was a Turnbaum but couldn't recall the first name XD

That must have been a fun summoning ritual or how-so-ever he got her there.
Milkie
7 years, 6 months ago
I was unaware that Sidney was directly responsible for this. Wonder why he did it.
Eviscerator
7 years, 6 months ago
For the BOO-ty.

I will see myself out.
Salacious
7 years, 6 months ago
Hooray! A soft spot for small children! If I can avoid creeping him out with my knowledge of magic theory that would require lifetimes and lifetimes to acquire maybe I can get him to give me treats! My necromancy's a little rusty though, I haven't practiced it since that one time I got carried away and made a harem of Jiang-shi.

Making hopping dead out of a bus crash of cheerleaders seems like a great idea, but once they're all actually bouncing and jiggling and have that bubbly "I'm dead so I can do what I want" personality change, you suddenly can't get -anything- done, not  candy runs or video games or nothin'.
KNIFE
7 years, 6 months ago
He kinda reminds me of "Gramps" from he old Betty Boop Cartoons. :)
Bittan
7 years, 6 months ago
Grandpa :3

It's nice that Kas finally has someone she can talk to who'd actually get her and her weirdness. Also someone she can show off to.
Nezumi
7 years, 6 months ago
You... reminded me both of my most flat-out dominant characters have a serious weak spot for children. Even the one who's a sociopath who literally can't comprehend the concept that people's desires or feelings matter if they interfere with what she wants adores kids and would lay down her (un)life for them. Heck, when she's not enjoying immortality or her collection of maids, or looking to add to it, she's often finding people who harm and exploit kids to do horrible violent or transformative things to them.

I... have no idea why this is, for either of them -- though it's less weird and seemingly-inconsistent for the other one.
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