I started on this a LONG time ago - got in my head to write some (MLP) Pony Parody Lyrics to go along with various 70's / 80's songs and this was one of the first I got started with. As you might tell it has been heavily influenced by Derpy's checkered past and, of course, the Episode 100 Spectacular. I'd like to think I pulled off the feeling well enough.
I, of course, look forward to any / all suggestions on improvements for later. The audio file is not uploaded since I used OGG Vorbis but can be downloaded here: https://t.co/68AlVWW4wk