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Eon's Pokemeat mart!

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Eon's Pokemeat Mart 2
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Hello everyone and welcome to my meat market! Located in the kind-of-shady part of town, I sell all kinds of meat, ranging from something as common as eevee, to those as magnificent as lugia, and the occassional trainer who thinks they can help the ones not already dead.
If you want pokemon meat, there's no species we can't get for you!


This was done in Gary's Mod because I really like the idea of butcher shops when it comes to snuff and I don't think there's enough pokemon related butchering or snuff in general :3

Also, I dunno if this is considered violent or not but I marked it just in case.

gmod (c) Facepunch/Valve
Pokemon (c) Nintendo

Keywords
male 696,431, female 575,850, canine 98,895, pokemon 91,391, dragon 88,453, feline 83,106, paws 33,059, tiger 25,546, feet 23,776, vulpine 22,496, mammal 20,332, avian 14,125, reptile 13,201, toes 9,032, dinosaur 7,444, lucario 6,092, death 5,524, barefoot 5,417, pawpads 5,108, eevee 4,948, snuff 4,075, raichu 3,852, umbreon 3,630, ambiguous gender 2,620, videogame 2,591, eagle 2,467, charizard 2,466, riolu 2,415, sylveon 2,241, arcanine 2,161, zangoose 2,068, vulpix 2,034, vaporeon 1,923, jolteon 1,899, cooking 1,787, glaceon 1,688, pokephilia 1,685, dead 1,498, espeon 1,453, zoroark 1,372, lugia 1,361, flareon 1,356, leafeon 1,276, steam 1,076, murder 1,039, zorua 1,027, dewott 1,000, ambiguous 863, furret 842, necrophilia 735, dragonite 733, latias 602, ninetails 586, meat 491, totodile 483, latios 382, implied vore 320, killing 257, tyranitar 223, suicune 212, scyther 166, gmod 157, mega lucario 123, articuno 122, groudon 90, copyright 84, sandbox 80, braviary 75, butcher 65, shadow lugia 47, gary's mod 2, garys mod 2
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Type: Picture Series
Published: 4 years, 4 months ago
Rating: Mature

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JoshytheFloofNoodle
4 years, 4 months ago
eAe  ooh noo  furret!!  meat??    noooo   wait eAe  it will  take forever to shave all the fur off a furret XD lol good luck with that ~
EonZeeTyphlosion
4 years, 4 months ago
It wouldn't take thaaaat long :P It would take longer to shave the arcanine :3
JoshytheFloofNoodle
4 years, 4 months ago
very true XD
shrapnelman88
4 years, 4 months ago
I really can't see this without this song in mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avMLHvLwRQ
Rygami375
3 years, 11 months ago
One does not simply kill a Legendary
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 11 months ago
Why not? They might live a long time, but a knife across the throat usually works :3
Rygami375
3 years, 11 months ago
That's  horrifying ;m;
It's my opinion.
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 11 months ago
Well I like snuff... Why did you even look at this if its "horrifying" to you?
Rygami375
3 years, 11 months ago
I honestly couldn't see it all too well. I wasn't wearing my glasses.
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 11 months ago
It's called "Eon's Pokemeat Mart." What were you expecting?
Rygami375
3 years, 11 months ago
.....Point taken
drewcario
3 years, 10 months ago
*the lucario walks in and sees the zoroark* QAQ v-v-val? *drew aqquired Dark Aura*
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 10 months ago
*walks up behind you*
Hello! Are you here to purchase a fine cut of meat?
drewcario
3 years, 10 months ago
*points to the zoroark* who was this?
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 10 months ago
I dunno. Just some zoroark. Wanna buy a tenderloin?
drewcario
3 years, 10 months ago
*the lucario checks the gender* phew....its a male.....
none of these pokemon i know....
alright ill take some emboar sausages please
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 10 months ago
No... No, it's a female. Also, I don't have any of that. What you see here is what I've got. I specialize in exotic meats, no silly basic meat.
drewcario
3 years, 10 months ago
-gets a call on my pokegear-
hello, oh hey val youre alive, huh? oh nevermind that....zangoose meat? sure thing later
-click beep beep-
the lady will take some zangoose ribs, and i guess ill take some latios chops
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 10 months ago
*butchers the meat* Gladly! That will be 750 poke.
drewcario
3 years, 10 months ago
-pays 1000 poke- keep the change, think of it as a tip
-takes the meat and leave- now to get this cooked up for my date with a lovely Zoroark ^w^
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 10 months ago
If it doesn't go well send her here! I'll make a nice steak out of her! *waves goodbye*
Redsnivy
3 years, 10 months ago
as long as i am on the menu i'm okay....need some help i can get you some pokemon if you need any.
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 10 months ago
So you wanna be on the menu?
Redsnivy
3 years, 9 months ago
not i ment not 0-o my spellcheck keeps screwing my over... i do not want to be on the menu.
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 9 months ago
Screwing you over or not working? ;P
But sure! I'd love an assistant!
Redsnivy
3 years, 9 months ago
i will be glad to be your assistant :)
EonZeeTyphlosion
3 years, 9 months ago
Nice to have you on board! Don't disappoint me though, or you will be on the menu~
Redsnivy
3 years, 9 months ago
I understand.
Danielcartpusher
2 years, 7 months ago
Could I have some Articuno legs and Articuno wings please, and maybe some Suicune chops too?
EonZeeTyphlosion
2 years, 7 months ago
Lol, sure x3 at this point the meat is kind of spoiled don't you think? Nearly two years old! XD
Danielcartpusher
2 years, 7 months ago
Yeah I did notice that meat smelled kinda bad, I did have to hold my nose but oh well, also hope you have a good Christmas this year so have a very Merry Christmas!
ArathornChase
1 year, 11 months ago
*wanders in and picks up the lucario* how much for all of this?
EonZeeTyphlosion
1 year, 11 months ago
$5000 for a whole lucario :3
ArathornChase
1 year, 11 months ago
*hands over $15000 in rubies* will these take care of the price?
EonZeeTyphlosion
1 year, 11 months ago
You betcha!
ArathornChase
1 year, 11 months ago
Okay. Oh and.. i think I saw a rilou in a bush outside trying to hide if you wanna get it some time. Have a good day *walks off with the lucario*
Kz
Kz
1 year, 5 months ago
i'll take the Absol :P

(do you intend on doing more of these? o: )

--Kz
EonZeeTyphlosion
1 year, 5 months ago
probably not ^^"
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