Merchant: I'm sure you now can see why I posted that sign, assuming that you read it. That statue contained the essence of a hero, and you seem to have received it well enough.
Dann: Ok, so it transformed me into a dragon. Why am I so tiny? And what's with...
Merchant: How old are you?
Dann: I'm 27! I don't need these!
Merchant: Well, remember, dragons don't age so quickly. I'd say that you have a good century or two of dirty diapers ahead of you. Maybe next time you see a sign like that, you'll do what it says.
Dann: In my defense, the sign didn't say, "Don't touch without gloves unless you want to be permanently turned into a baby dragon."
Merchant: Well, you won't be a baby dragon forever... just... you know, a few centuries.
So, yeah, explanation time! Fun. I guess.
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