Let's just say a giant cake, a fox with a giant appetite, and the will to sit there and gorge themselves with a seemingly endlessly regenerating birthday cake gets a few badges of sheer gluttony, not limited to:
Rapid weight gain Stretch marks Cellulite Cake face and paws
Do gotta say, sweets always seem to go to my hips, or it's due to the fat not having anywhere else to go at the moment. :V
Anyways, once I finish this cake, belly rubs will be in order.