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Nothing Suits Me like Fursuits (Nothing Suits Me like a Suit Parody)

The Fresh Fur of the Fandom (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Parody)
Real and Furry (Real and Scary Parody)
The Fresh Fur of the Fandom (The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Parody)
I know what you’re thinking
What furries been drinking?
Those kids are sweet and kind
Yes I coulda nailed them
They are precious like a gem
‘Cuz that’s what furs have in mind
The cost of cons is quite a ton
But I’d rather go suiting for fun
It’s a truth you can’t refute
Nothing suits me like fursuits

Picture a world where all men and women
Are impeccably suiting
That elder over there sitting in a wheelchair
That student who is computing
That comic geek that’s eating chips
That dancer who can move her hips
That cosplay girl who’s kinda cute
Nothing suits’em like fursuits

Tigers I can wear
Dragons my kind of flare
Wolves are the way to snare
A child to brighten up
Bulls, Foxes, Mares, or Yaks
Check out this purrfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between fursuits and loads of cash? Fursuits.
What would you say
If you sale your suit away
In return you’d go for a splash? Fursuits.
Which you decide
One heavenly bride
Or a fluffy murry suit? It’s moot.
What if your dream
Was smoothin’ and gleam…
Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s fursuits.
Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!
Kids will go and kids will come
But there’s only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there’s no accepted substitute
Sorry fursuits, so let’s make amends
My Fandom best is my best friend
Send my boring old life down the laundry chute
‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a…, wait for it…

Then again, I could use a break.

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Type: Writing - Document
Published: 5 years, 4 months ago
Rating: General

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