I know what you’re thinking What furries been drinking? Those kids are sweet and kind Yes I coulda nailed them They are precious like a gem ‘Cuz that’s what furs have in mind The cost of cons is quite a ton But I’d rather go suiting for fun It’s a truth you can’t refute Nothing suits me like fursuits
Picture a world where all men and women Are impeccably suiting That elder over there sitting in a wheelchair That student who is computing That comic geek that’s eating chips That dancer who can move her hips That cosplay girl who’s kinda cute Nothing suits’em like fursuits
Tigers I can wear Dragons my kind of flare Wolves are the way to snare A child to brighten up Bulls, Foxes, Mares, or Yaks Check out this purrfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please
What would you do if you had to choose Between fursuits and loads of cash? Fursuits. What would you say If you sale your suit away In return you’d go for a splash? Fursuits. Which you decide One heavenly bride Or a fluffy murry suit? It’s moot. What if your dream Was smoothin’ and gleam… Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s fursuits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four! Kids will go and kids will come But there’s only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there’s no accepted substitute Sorry fursuits, so let’s make amends My Fandom best is my best friend Send my boring old life down the laundry chute ‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute Like a…, wait for it… Fursuit!