★BOOOOOOOOORING! You don't wanna hear about that, Inkbunny! You wanna hear about ANTHROS! AND D*CKS! AND EXPLOSIONS! I'm Hinata, and I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: BUNNEHS?"
★Welcome to the Fur-Fag crater of Fur-Fag-ittute, Fur-Fag-- My name is Mrs Hinata broadcasting to you from Deep orbit. If youre here it means you want to see my art, see some sexy girls and earn the title of number onr Fur-Fag! now before you get started, you gotta digitally sign our legal waiver...
★Just kidding! F*CK THE LEGAL WAIVER! You're in HINATA LAND now, sucker!
★I probably should have set you up with a commission beforehand, BUT IM F*CK'N DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing
with a bolo tie when i SHOULD HAVE BEEN setting up the commissions.
★You may be asking "who was wearing the bolo tie?, you or Ethersaga." The answer: Yes!
★You may have noticed that everyone here is drawing art, Hinata personnel included. You're WELCOME. I didn't want you to get bored so I was like, F*ck it, give everybody PENCILS! We've drew like 500 Teerunaa porn in one day, but who gives a F*CK!?
★THIS IS MISS HINATA SAYING THAT I AM REALLY HUNGRY. SOMEBODY BRING ME A SANDWICH ... END OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
★BY REGISTERING IN THE FUR-FAG TOURNAMENT, YOU LEGALLY FORFEIT YOUR RIGHT TO CRY, EAT TOFU, OR WATCH MOVIES WHERE PEOPLE, KISS IN THE RAIN AND SH*T.