Heading back home after our success win against the Vikings, I decided to take a dip in the hot tub. Unfortunately, my inflated ego made me grow huge, too large to fit into any normal-sized Jacuzzi! So I decided to turn Lincoln Financial Field into one! As I sat down inside my makeshift tub, I accidentally destroyed parts of the stadium, the surrounding structures, and my car...but it was all worth it for a well-deserved soak! Hopefully they'd be able to fix the stadium in time for next week's game though!