Byron enters the world of Donut Dodo... and makes everyone regret that he made the trip. Without the donut in the title, in what sense is it a donut dodo? Next time, just leave giant pastries central to the plot of a video game alone. You wouldn't eat that big cake Peach makes for Mario at the end of the Nintendo 64 Mario game, would you? You would? And did? Never mind. Take my advice and stay out of Portal; there will be nothing but misery for you.
Anyway, if you wanna have a good time, grab five dollars and pick up a copy of this game from Steam, or iirCade, or Atari VCS, or whatever digital distribution system for PCs the cool kids are using these days. It's like Donkey Kong, except everything's faster, and instead of a distressed damsel, you rescue donuts from a bird too stupid to realize it's extinct. Giant toilets, lime green mice, and radioactive jelly beans will all try their hardest to kill you... and will be quite efficient at that job until you get in some practice. Intimidating at first, but ultimately, highly recommended.
EDIT: Those dodo feet were driving me bananas, so back to the drawing board I go! I also added extra donut debris next to Byron.
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