Getting Schooled
"Ugh, I can?t believe we?re going to this school. We haven?t even gotten into class yet and I?m already disgusted," remarked Kelly.
"Maybe it won?t be that bad? A name like All-Time High can?t be all that bad," assured Sarah.
"You wish. That name alone just screams bad. I just hope we have a tolerable teacher," replied Kelly.
"Come in, come in. We?ll begin shortly," stated Mrs. Weighsaton
"Oh man. I think I?m gonna like it here. Check out all the hotties. Each one ripe with abundance jiggles," remarked Stan.
"I know what you mean, Stan. I like the one with blue hair. She?s a keeper," agreed Marcus.
"Now that we?re all here, let?s first analyze your current weights. Here at All-Time High, you?re going to be expected to have a minimum weight of 200lb with a crop top and shorts for attire," explained Mrs. Weighsaton.
"Seriously? That?s like the most non-existent dress code I?ve ever heard. Fat is gross. You can?t expect everyone to follow this silly requirement," protested Kelly.
"Let me see here. Ah, Kelly Sun is it? Well let me tell you it?s actually not my rule. The superintendent at this school has specifically instructed me to enforce the requirement at this school. You?ll just have to get used to it," continued Mrs. Weighsaton.
"I don?t like this either," added Sarah.
"Yeah. What?s going to be the point anyway?" questioned Mary.
"Take it up to the Superintendent if you want to know more. That?s what they?ve told me. You can find him in Room A5, which is just down the hall. Here at All-Time High, you?ll have regular homework assignments, tests and quizzes. I expect good grades from all of you, including the gawkers in the back," added Mrs. Weighsaton.
"What about the boys? They?re not wearing crop tops or shorts. This seems like bias against females," questioned Kelly.
"This is day 1 so no one will be punished if they don?t meet the requirements yet, but you have a week to get there," assured Mrs. Weighsaton.
"Let?s just see how this goes. It?s a brand new school year and there?s plenty of fun to be had," stated Sarah.
