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You Are A Pirate / RUSH E mashup
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If you understand this joke, then holy shit, you are an interesting person.

EDIT: I just suddenly realized I could have also done this in a Goofus and Gallant format.

2ND EDIT: Oh my god, that's way funnier.

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male 1,114,991, cat 199,503, human 100,539, murder 1,741, cannibalism 1,264, psa 137, issei sagawa 1, armin miewes 1
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Published: 2 years ago
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honiberri
2 years ago
Well I mean it's not like I know either of those guys by sight, but once I saw the tags I at least figured out who one of them is. I'm big on the right to assisted suicide. And as long as you're gonna go there anyway, what's the harm in having some fun with it?
AlexReynard
2 years ago
I very much agree. I have the, 'You own your body, and can do whatever the fuck you want with it' stance. But I'm also down with basically anything being legal, so long as it's fully consented to by all parties. So if you want to eat someone, be nice and ask first! Don't just shoot them in the neck and chow down, that's rude.
PrysmTKitsune
2 years ago
its not just rude, its dangerous...you don't know where the other persons been! you shouldn't eat random things you find just laying around its just bad for your health in general.

i'm only half joking here, there's tons of illnesses that you can get via cannibalism, its just not worth it, if you want to taste something that's reasonably close just eat pork, our musculature and fat structure is eerily similar, its why certain parts can be transplanted from them into us (heart valves mostly)
AlexReynard
2 years ago
>you don't know where the other persons been!

Well, in this case, Denmark.

>i'm only half joking here, there's tons of illnesses that you can get via cannibalism

Really? I'd only heard about the mad cow disease from eating brain prions.
PrysmTKitsune
2 years ago
basically anything a human can catch can be transmitted by eating said person, even some otherwise non transmittable illnesses and parasites and cooking doesn't kill everything so even that's no guarantee

like you said I cant really fault it if all parties are consenting but at the same time i would never do it myself cause well...just too risky and whats more, i like, ya know, not being a social pariah, people find out you've done that and i don't care if the judge does let you have a pass the court of public opinion will draw and quarter you just the same.

edit: and honestly i feel like the biggest hypocrite admitting that, im a  voraphile for fucks sake >.< i even enjoy hard vore...but..even then my points still stand, too big a risk, too much backlash, not worth it irl.
MrZero
2 years ago
These are a pair of screwed up stories. I'd read/forgot who the Japanese guy was, but the German guy is much more popular for some reason. It's a crazy world.
Irfie
2 years ago
There's even a song by Rammstein about him.
AlexReynard
2 years ago
I watched a mini-doc about Sagawa the other day. The way two different countries' legal systems both aligned to leave him completely free after a murder is just mind-boggling. Ditto him becoming a celebrity. I get the feeling John Waters would have liked to hang out with him.
Irfie
2 years ago
Don't know these faces, so I first assumed those are the artists, one having drawn someone's character without permission.

I must admit though, I often go Sagawa style.Though people usually don't complain!
AlexReynard
2 years ago
Tsk tsk! It's much more fun if your prey is into it.

Just remember: when cooking a penis, don't burn it and end up feeding it to the dogs.
Irfie
2 years ago
Well, I meant how I sometimes used others' characters XD (without permission). Speaking of ideas and settings, I  prefer consensual/snuffie indeed!

And sure, if I have your penis some day, I'll be careful with it! I don't want it burned when it is being fed to... the foxes.
AlexReynard
2 years ago
That's fine; I can always grow another!
Irfie
2 years ago
Great! *giggles*
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