“Wh-wha… no way!! I-it can’t be!!!”
“What’s the matter hotshot? Lose your cool already~?”
“Th-the prettiest girl in school… is really… a-…a-a—“
*CRAAACK…crumple….krrk
“I could go for another beer, honestly. How bout you? Or maybe you need something a bit… stronger~”
A sound like a chord of chimes, or a harp… or both.
“Wh-… what are you….”
*Ker-flomp*
“That’s better. I’ll let you dream for a bit. And we can chase that dream down with a nice warm…”
Shuffle.
A paw on anthro’s hair.
Claws scritching along an ear.
“…glass of milk~”
“Mnngh…. Nnnhaa….”
“Good boy~”