My Level 1 character from our Monster of the Week game. He's a badger boy named Kirby Mulchin, of the Meddling Kid class.
“Hey, what’s up. My old man calls me Kirby, but that’s lame as fuck. All the kids at the playground used to make fun of me! So, between you and me and everyone, the name’s Kurb, we cool? Nifty.
“Yeah, I grew up here in Aquanos. Bit of a drag, y’know. Got in a bit of trouble here and there, poking my nose in business where it doesn’t belong, but hey! What else is there to do in this town?
“Guess the old man knows it -- ‘cause he’s gonna be sending me to the big city in a few months. Gonna set me straight, he says: I’m leaving for some sort of preppy school in the city in a few months. Never been to the big city, so whatever. Try everything once.
“Like that van? Yeah, it’s one of my old man’s. He’s one of the car mechanics here in Aquanos, and does some selling on the side. He can hook you and me up. Yeah, I can drive. Don’t got a license, though. The local law says I’m some sort of punk. Lame.
“So, gotta say. That whole poking my nose into business? Here’s the thing. I wanna make one last splash before I burn outta this drag of a town. You know, make memories n’ shit. I know, that sounds lame, but I mean it! You in?”
