I was thinking of doing something graveyar-y... maybe have something related to R.I.P., ... but then I figured it'd be more fun to do the classic pants rip instead. The kids here are at a Cub Scout meeting, where Mr. Bear is hosting the evening. Unfortunately a wardrobe malfunction occurred...
"Mr. Bear will share a handy tip Keep needle and thread for repair. For times like this when you might rip And expose your Derrière."
