Now, I don't say it very often, but RNG haaaaaaates me. So after the... Third time (?) of losing out, I ended up asking him if instead he wanted to do a trade. I'd write out the actual encounter with one of my dragons, and he would write a 'hidden entry' for funsies. Enter: The Art Of Breaking, a mini story of a character some of you might know of by now: Thea'daisis.
I'll let you jump right into it, but do know that this is a clean story. No sex, no fetishes. His series will likely remain that way as well. I still say give this a shot, and even give Swagger some love as well. He deserves it!