Bunny Buns
Lately there`s been a lot of puns
One for running, one for fun, even while gunning with bunnies
Let`s not get a hare of ourselves,
lettice try something with this
Banana will quash it, but still,
silliness will be our form
Staleness won`t be our bread
Wheel can toss this salad, wheel show`em
Donut be scarlet, they already set it, we don`t really half to go pear
Just be a little quirky, a little hair and fair
Then we paws, with a paw
Dough be shy, it`s just a byte,
they`ll bear these bites as news
We`ll tear these buns in too
So many peepers stake the sake that they can rot twist tongue
This wrist was once the most mute, the quite pun
Salt not on these peppers,
no seasoning for reversals,
normal names never notice nothing
Butt knot everything hear is
Soda, tank that bee out and brisket
Cut it out? Cut it off!
Cut not a single funny pun!
Cut no confusion, cut no one getting lost!
Cuts could go get that rabbit though
Cutting forward without cutting out
Cut that rodent kindly with K`s please
Cut this kooky Kris-kross, cut it cold!
...Seriously, there`s been a lot of buns
A bun for running, a bun for fun
Some of them like to "run on" even when there`s no more buns
Buns are hard to catch when heard too young
Too many end up being used to lap other buns
To the point that buns become something long
But hon, you`ll get no staleness with this hairy pun
