So, I met Altair for the first time a little white ago, and we gradually become friends, to the point where he was comfortable about joking around with me.
At some point, he told me he was kinda interested in seeing what being a macro Lugia would be like, perhaps kind of like when I gew huge in a hotel once, nearly destroying it. I'm glad they were able to fix it and allowed me back after I promised never to destroy it again...
Grinning, I asked Altair if he actually wanted to experience his fantasy of becoming a macro Lugia. He laughed a little and replied "Sure, let me experience the glory of macro!" He continued with his really strange way of laughing...I guess that's just how Lugias laugh?
I don't think he expected what happened next, though. I snapped my claws as soon as he turned his head and next thing he knew, he was taller than most buildings. Unfortunately, he seemed a bit clumsy and stepped on a few cars and smacked several buildings with his tail. I think I saw flames erupting from one of the buldings he hit. He continued to stumble until he reached a building as tall as he was, and quickly gripped it as best he could. People were yelling and scolding him, others were running away, and some were even taking pictures! I guess this was the first time they'd ever seen a macro Lugia...
Amidst all the confusion, Altair accidentally crushed another car with his giant foot, and yelled "Sorry! Sorry! I'm not used to this!" to its unhappy owner. I smiled back at him. "Welcome to the glory of macro!" I proclaimed, proud of my work.
I hope he learns to enjoy this. Maybe next I'll teach him how to fish at this size, sharks and whales can be tasty snacks!
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