Happy New Years everyone, I got a couple treats for you today, to start here's a little something I bought from http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jaeh a long time ago.
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Here we see Alistair Garth, one of the primary characters of Death Valet standing atop a troll with a large price on his head, who he has just captured and hogtied. Attacking him are the troll's henchmen, a zombie fox, a wolf who's in a 'Mad Max' getup, and a pale skinned human in a biker helmet with a big 'ol spiky club. They took offense to Alistair hogtying their boss.
What they never learned in school though (which schools should teach) is that you 'Don't argue with badass alligators who're dual wielding shotguns'...they don't teach it though, but this is generally assumed.
However, Alistair wasn't able to wear his cool ass pilgrim hat as it needed to be cleaned after...difficulties, in capturing a blob, so he used his backup hat...which he won in a poker game between several vampires.
Alistair Garth is owned by me, and I guess the other guys here too, though I don't really care about these fools.
