Sketch Commission for Tracy ( http://www.furaffinity.net/user/armorkuwagata ), featuring Sasha Thorn and Jasmine Manney, the former being the head of the Brightsea Academy, the latter being a student at said academy, both of which are the same person at different points in time. It's just as nuts as it sounds, and twice as silly. :P
Sasha: "This hurts me more than it hurts you." Jasmine: "We are literally the same person! I don't think that's accurate!"