"Well kid, you finally hit the big-time. Here's your first piece of merchandise, a Funko-Buttlovin' collectible!"
"Okay... uh, I got a question."
"Fire away."
"What's wrong with the eyes? I think that toy needs to see a therapist."
"All these toys look like that. I mean, exactly like that. I think they put your head on a Stewie or something."
"And people buy these? They WANT these?"
"Sure, they're huge hits! Funko-Buttlovin' is the empty-eyed face of mindless consumerism!"
"Now I need a therapist."
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