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You shoulda seen the other guy

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As fate would have it my buddy Herb and I had each gotten into fairly decent brawls right around the same time.

A peace protester attacked Herb with a knife (yes, irony) when Herb caught the punk vandalizing the "support our troops" sticker on his truck while I ended up having to shoot the career criminal crackhead ex of a gal I was dating at the time after he jumped me (amazingly he survived two .45 hollow points to the torso).

Herb broke his hand while smashing the guy's head in while I ended up with a bruised up face.

Herb's nurses are the Mousey Love Girls while mine is just a random skunket

male 696,704, female 576,121, mouse 29,965, bear 26,571, skunk 19,704, humor 3,105, mice 1,474, hospital 630
Type: Sketch
Published: 7 years, 10 months ago
Rating: General

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7 years, 10 months ago
I always used to get into fistfights, but I never really gotten into a situation where I couldn't handle it without a weapon.

The first 'girl' (she was 24, I was 15) I was ever with neglected to mention she was still married.  She convinced me to stay the night (I lived quite a distance away, and she just wanted to sleep the third time we were together). I got to meet her husband when I woke up.  I don't remember exactly what I said, but when he grabbed that rifle, my mouth just started running on autopilot.

I am a true believer of the phrase "if you can't tell them the truth, baffle them with bullshit".  

..and then run.
7 years, 10 months ago
This guy was hopped up on crack and really wasn't phased by anything I was doing to him so wasn't really a case of having any other option - he had murder in his heart and the doctors confirmed that if I hadn't shot him I wouldn't be here now.
7 years, 10 months ago
Well then, you did the right thing man.  It would have sucked to be in that situation...damn...
7 years, 10 months ago
Yeah, every gun owner's worse nightmare, but better to carry and not need then to have it passed on in your will.
7 years, 10 months ago
I've got some Black Talon you can use.
7 years, 10 months ago
Heh, thanks but no need - I've got the Winchester version.
7 years, 10 months ago
How about some API.  That would make an interesting hole.
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