"Junior Lantern Emeritus Terciel, report!"
"Um, yeah. There's a disturbance on the edge of town. It's... hoo boy."
"'Hoo boy' doesn't sound good."
"Well, Dex-Starr is down there. He's picking a fight with a civilian."
"That's definitely not good. Investigate."
"On it."
"All right, what's going on here?!"
"KILL! BEAR!"
"You mean the kid hiding behind the bushes? What could he possibly have-"
"KILL!!"
"Wait wait! Crap, he's not waiting... uh, ring! Defend!"
(a snarling wolf's head springs forth from the ring, holding Dex-Starr at bay)
"You! What did you do?"
"Uh, nothin'. Really!"
"That clump of blue fur is not 'nothin.' You have any idea who this is?"
"What, it's just a cat!"
"That 'cat' is one of the galaxy's most wanted criminals."
"HISS!"
"Huh, that explains the black leotard and all the acid hairballs. Maybe I shouldn't have grabbed him by the tail..."
"You're... you're not a very bright child, are you."
Emeritus Terceil belongs to his creator. Dex-Starr and related Green Lantern properties belong to DC Comics/Warner Bros. Byron and all artwork (including that slapdash background) belong to FriskyWoods. All rights reserved.
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