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IT'S DERPY! C:

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by Skoon
IT'S DERPY! C:
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I'm starting to develop the theory that because Celestia has been alive for so long she has unintentionally created multiple personalities in order to cope with the natural madness born of so much time and knowledge weathered and gathered.

Perhaps the most tragic is Molestia. A sexual deviant that prays on innocence. Nobody can stop her. She is God like. This personality is as haunting and dangerous to Celestia herself as it is to any pony. Perhaps appearing in nightmares and/or in hallucinations.

One wonders how often this eerily grinning and hungered-eye expression is only hiding intense pain and sorrow. Masking a quiet scream for somebody to help her over-come her dark desires.

Perhaps she seeks the warmth of love, but it is twisted by the madness, and only affords her loneliness and guilt.

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female 1,066,006, pony 106,397, mlp 69,671, pegasus 20,846, alicorn 10,797, fluttershy 8,052, mylittlepony 6,960, celestia 1,902, derpy 1,063, skoon 797, rainbowdash 767, molestia 126
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Published: 13 years, 5 months ago
Rating: General

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DarthRandall
13 years, 5 months ago
I picture Celestia as more like GLaDOS from the first Portal--mysterious, apart from everyone, and seemingly helpful and benign until you realize that she is using you as a toy in the endless game she plays alone in her bizarre world.

What is it about this show that makes it so much fun to imagine twisted, nightmarish scenarios for it?
Skoon
13 years, 5 months ago
Because the characters are so lovable that the imaginative naturally want to make it more real by inserting misery into it. And sometimes taking it further (Cupcakes), in which case I am more interested in how those events would effect the characters involved and the community afterward.

My room mate and I spent hours tying Equestria into Lord of the Rings. Coming up with theories about how Equestria survives unknown to the the rest of the world.  
DarthRandall
13 years, 5 months ago
Ponyville is an unnatural place even in cannon.  The pegasuses control the weather.  No one in it seems to grow up or grow old.  They don't have money (unless I missed that somewhere), yet they have businesses.  The ponies are aware of the fact that they live in a happy little bubble, but they never seem to question it's nature.  Maybe the reason our minds keep imagining evil in Ponyville is that the Garden of Eden just doesn't seem complete without the snake.
MadameLilly
13 years, 5 months ago
There is money, what seems to be gold coins applejack was hoping for a large pile. Weather only seems to be controlled in equestria not the everfree forest, there definitely seems to be a disproportional male/female ratio somewhere between 3-5 females to 1 male (I am counting) which may lead to a calmer society. However I would think there is a "snake" but not reviled and may never be reviled in canon. Which does leave fandom to fill the unknown.
Skoon
13 years, 5 months ago
And what we the fans cook up is probably way better than anything Hasbro would allow.
DarthRandall
13 years, 5 months ago
I don't know, dude.  They come up with some pretty crazy stuff, and the subtle comedy underlying the slapstick formula that they use produces some epic moments.  I especially like how they tease you to the brink of where you would expect something not suitable for the K-7 crowd to happen and quickly step back into sunshine-and-rainbows fantasy.  You can almost see the writers smirking at us.  Fans probably wouldn't be able to pull that off as cleverly.
Skoon
13 years, 5 months ago
Hasbro didn't do that, Faust did. I think without Hasbro Faust would have made the show even more appealing than it already is.
DarthRandall
13 years, 5 months ago
True.  Studios and producers are not particularly known for encouraging creativity.  Still, the end product is amusing.  I wonder how Faust feels about her situation.  Does she feel like Jhonen Vasquez who was constantly frustrated by the studio disnifying his epically twisted vision of Invader Zim?  Maybe she's just having fun.  Anyone who gets to spend their work days planning Benny Hill sketches and describing walleyed ponies to animators can't have it all bad.
DarthRandall
13 years, 5 months ago
Oh yeah, I forgot about Applejack's stand at the Gala.

3-5 to 1?  I thought the ratio was more skewed than that.  It probably would be if we only counted speaking roles.
MadameLilly
13 years, 5 months ago
3-5 was based on on screen at one time, I just finished gaining through all background ponies on the mlp wiki and only found it to be 2.1 females to 1 male plus 3 or 4 that I couldn't figure their gender. Also there is allot of dr. Hoofs
DarthRandall
13 years, 5 months ago
I just realized how much of a casual fan I am.  Interesting, though, and rather surprising.
MadameLilly
13 years, 5 months ago
I just realized that I may be too big a fan... But it probably will just get worse :p I have been a fan of mlp much longer than this current generation of ponies...
fluffdance
13 years, 5 months ago
Hahaha, oh dear god that's so wonderfully wrong.  XD

A friend of mine attempted to attend Califur (local furry convention) as "Princess Molestia," but was denied use of that name.  <giggles>
spacepanther
13 years, 5 months ago
OOOOH NOW I GET IIIIT....man I'm dumb.
Anon696
13 years, 5 months ago
... Or perhaps she just likes to molest.
GETOUTOFMYHEADCHARLES
13 years, 5 months ago
OR MAYBE YOU JUST LIKE DRAWING MLP PORN
EVER THINK OF THAT
Skoon
13 years, 5 months ago
But I haven't drawn any yet. XD
Cyandog182
13 years, 4 months ago
"Anyone want candy oats?  I have more then I know what to do with in my sex dungeo... I mean in my basement."  And of course after, "Remember if you tell anyone, banishment and a dungeon"
Skoon
13 years, 4 months ago
OH GOD I just read that in a creepy molesting Sonic way because of your avatar!
Fairhart
13 years, 4 months ago
she needs an immortal husband lol =D
Skoon
13 years, 4 months ago
ლ(ಥ.ಥ ლ)
Skoon
13 years, 4 months ago
ლಥ.ಥ ლ
Skoon
13 years, 4 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
Infinityplus1
12 years, 8 months ago
" "One wonders how often this eerily grinning and hungered-eye expression is only hiding intense pain and sorrow. Masking a quiet scream for somebody to help her over-come her dark desires.

Perhaps she seeks the warmth of love, but it is twisted by the madness, and only affords her loneliness and guilt."


That might be a problem for her, if she ever stopped running across ponies who wanted to be raped...

8D
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