It's been a normal day for shadow wearing his leather jacket and leather pants and sunglasses on driving on the motor bike down the highway. He would keep driving until he got to his house seeming to live near that annoy hedgehog sonic who was currently, outside relaxing lazily in the sun.
"Yo Shadow long time no see." The blue hedgehog says like everybody says even Shadow let it slip once in a while Shadow stopping his bike near his house and getting off.
"Whatever." The other hedgehog says as he started to walk into his house.
"Don't forget the party tonight." Sonic yelled out as Shadow groans hating these kinds of parties, but he wasn't a total dick he just was too cool for birthday parties worse was it was his because shadow had no real birthday the just done it since he was created from the logs of Gerald Robotnik.
Shadow rarely goes out only when looking for his purpose, chaos emeralds or sometimes to find some nice girl to fuck mostly Rouge was the one, but sometimes he even gets Amy. he already grabbed his mail from outside reading them over until he comes across one letter it was unmarked and addressed to no one he shrugged and opened it up reading through it.
We noticed it was near time of your birth, if however, we can find no records of you, we would like to give you a gift to have to have a proper birthday, if however, you wish to no-"Spam mail." Shadow crunching it up and throwing it in the bin he would adjust himself slightly he looked at the time and noticed it was getting closer to the party he sighed
"I will go and stay for a few minutes, then I will leave." He mumbled to himself as he leaves again sonic already gone likely gotten there in a second Shadow didn't want to do that always he wanted to have some joy and he enjoyed his bike he would get on it and start riding it down the road again.
He would start to drive down the road it was strangely empty it was a few seconds if he ran, but hour or two if he drove his back and the later he was the better he thought. Shadow would keep going feeling a bit strange he felt smaller oddly enough he knew he wasn't really tall, but he wasn't small it likely was just the bike as he rubbed his fur feeling a bit it felt slightly greasy and unclean.
"I got a shower this morning!" He says annoyed and sighs stopping near a store and getting off the bike. He would walk inside and looking around trying to find some cleaning wipes and deodorant. Picking up some up to only hear some crocodiles behind him.
"Look at that loser if he got a shower he wouldn't need them." One crocodiles would say as the other just laughed.
"What did you say?" Shadow says clenching his fist walking over to them as he gasped falling over his shoelace, he noticed his shoes were untied when that happen as he grumbled tying them up hearing the crocodiles laugh and leave as he stood up feeling a lot smaller he couldn't even reach the deodorant and wipes he looked around ten he was confused he was way older then that as he grumbled more walking out.
While his height was seeming to confuse him at least his clothes fit him so he knew nothing happening him he would walk to where he parked his bike as he stopped gasping.
"W ... What!" he yelled out to see his bike was just a push bike now it was black still "W ... Who did this!" he yelled out as a lot of people around just chuckled or awwing as the pet the hedgehogs head.
"Stop that!" He says annoyed and pushed the humans away getting on the bike and started to pedal.
"I will find whoever did this and I will kill them!" He says peddling never being so embarrassed as he felt much shorter like nine he also felt his teeth was pushing down as his tongue ran alone it feeling them.
"W..what! Why do I have buck teeth!" He yelled angry and worried as he keeps peddling trying to get faster.
"What is happening to me?" He says to himself as once again feeling shorter around eight.
Shadow would stop the bike as he was getting a bit tired as he wanted to get air he never lost breath before and now he was as he feels strange with his leather pants seeming to be slacks.
"W ... what?" He says confused as there seems to high up to his chest as the jacket was also changed into a white button up shirt with a pocket protector and not only that shorter once more looking seven.
"This is all wrong!" He yells as he gasped.
"That fox could fix this, he would be at the party!" He says going to the back which also changed it was now a tricycle all white with a basket and horn. Shadow would pedal more as his breathing harder as he felt strange around his teeth feeling metal and noticeable at that as there seem to be huge metal braces not the hidden ones either. Shadow would have to stop once more to get his breath as he felt his pocket taking out an inhaler intrinsically taking a breath and taking it shaking his head as once again smaller as he was six.
"Tails would know what is happeninn he can fik fis" he reassures himself blushing at the slight lisp in his words. Going back to his bike and started to ride it again.
"Tails would know what is happenin he can fik fis" He says again trying to remember it as he felt his fur get more greasy and dirty as some freckles now can be easily seen through the black fur as well as the slight pimples not helping as he was smaller now five.
"Tails would know what is happenin he can fik fis" He keeps riding more having to stop now and then right now outside a small village as a lot of people chuckled.
"Look at the nerdy boy" One human says.
"Where's his parents" Another says
"am noh a siwh!" Shadow protests not noticing he has gotten smaller to four as he quickly gets back on his bike pedaling faster to where the party was finally it was in sight as he started to pedal faster as felt his awesome pines slicking down looking like a clean nerdy look as he soon got much smaller around three.
"Taiwh wouwh tnow whah ih happenin he gan pih pih" Shadow blushed noticing he was about the point of making no sense as he started to get of the back which had changed while riding becoming big wheels tricycle looking plastic instead of metal as he runs to the door much smaller around two now his eye sight really hard to see taking out a huge dorky glasses and putting them.
"Tawh wouwh tnow whah ih habbenin he gan bih bih" He says blushing more as he bursts into the building as he looked around seeing everybody jumping out.
"Surprise!" all of them yelled out Sonic, Tails, Rouge, Knuckles, etc. All the gang was here as Shadow was about to ask Tails he blinks confused he couldn't remember seeing the cake with one candle on it.
"Yah am one now! Banh you aww!" He says happily smiling with his dorky nerd grin as he stood there sucking his thumb as Sonic picks him up. "Come here little guy blow out the candle and make a wish moving Shadow close to blow out the candle as Shadow blows sonic blows as well to get to go out. He would then put him in a crib to rest as it was a busy day for the little nerdy hedgehog not knowing his future is going to be full of bulling and wedgies and he will love it like a nerdy baby he is.