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Kupok

2011: Time for Tanuki's Annual Zodiac.

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I bet more then one of you is glad the Metal Tiger is dying. As predicted, Those of you bold enough to force fate into your hands very likely had changes happen that were difficult, but in the end favorable.

Of course.. Most of you, And most in my household, had changes swallow us up without our consent. Johnny-Dog is an exception- He changed jobs to a more favorable one, though it made our final months a little difficult.

But enough about last year. This year gives birth to an odd little critter. I say odd, Because she is at odds with herself.

2011 is the year of the Metal Moon Bunny. Yin Hare, Whatever. She has no problem being a moon bunny, That's actually rather natural. But she prefers to be a flexible, shapeable, survivable Wood, rather then a bold, absolute and shatterable Metal.

But hay, If your Pisces, This year should feel somewhat familiar, perhaps even comforting to you.

This is all great, But what's it mean to you?
Expect Social Discomforts. Social circles should feel more awkward over the course of the Metal Yin Hare. More mistakes will be made, more miscommunication, more Faux Paus. Take care to be clear in your communication, leave subtle hints at the door. Subtle hints will be missed very often, or even worse, Compleately misinterpereted.

On the other hand, If you're bold in your communication, You may find folks more receptive. Don't "hint" that you find someone attractive, You go right up to them and tell them you think thair hot. Don't beat around the bush about sexuality eather- Weather you're shooting someone down, or trying to get them laying down. Give people firm NO answers if you're not into it.

This year will be a great time for introverted healers, You'll have an abundance of energy from within yourself to draw from, and you'll find it easier to ground when you're alone. You'll even find it easier to manipulate and conduct your healing energies on others. The only real downside to this is more people will be attracted to your healing nature and wanna suck you dry. Be firm about needing your "Me" time.

And now my favorite subject, Luck.
Luck will still favor the bold over the passive, but Luck will be over all better then it was last year. Sexuality especially should be supercharged, so don't be afraid of bold and blunt proposals. The worst that will happen is a bold and blunt no, Which might be refreshing from the normal wishy-washy passive sort of nos you might have been getting before.

Beware of spending imaginary money. Universal advice that can be always applied, I know, But this is especially important this year. Luck will favor lenders and creditors in money matters. On the other hand, you may find folks indebted to you actually making an effort to pay it.

Major themes this year: Inner Healing, And SEX. Not just because of the hare thing, Hare isn't necessarily a sex thing. It's the metal part. a BOLD hare, is a HARD hare, and under the moon's light, steel will clash.
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Added: 13 years, 4 months ago
 
DOtter
13 years, 3 months ago
Most interesting, but you're a little premature; Chinese New year will be February 3rd in 2011.
Kupok
13 years, 3 months ago
You are correct of course, But it is only a month away~.
DOtter
13 years, 3 months ago
So only a month to get ready for the party? ;) It's all for fun anyway. I enjoyed it!
Erakir
13 years, 3 months ago
Introverted healers, unite!  Or don't, cause we need our "me" time :p

Enjoyed the read, thanks for putting it up, kupo!
Kupok
13 years, 3 months ago
No worries! :D
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