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Jay started a war on PPP and it's hilarious

Jay (@JohnSamer98) is a member of 2 groups on PPP: The Goat Club and The Jaxsom Crew. The Jaxsom Crew believes Nom (@NomyNoms) should be his boyfriend whereas The Goat Club believes Tay (@TeTe) should be his girlfriend. Both sides were kinda happy with their difference of opinion until Ay (@MisterA) decided that he wanted to be Jay's boyfriend. Tay quickly dispatched of him saying Jay belonged to her which caused Cabby (@VoteCabbage), The Jaxsom Crew leader and friend of Nom, to burst into a rage. Soon everyone on both sides where virtually throwing furniture whilst Jay made a hasty exit. Nom didn't really take part himself but kinda fueled the fire on a regular basis whilst Dom (@DomTheGoat), the leader of The Goat Club sat in a corner and hid. The war is still raging with Tay and Gerty (@Hippotude), a member of Jaxsom, locked in typical black mamma style boob bouncing. Gill (@GilbertyGoat) (Goat Club) and Kush (@KushBush) (Jaxsom Crew) furiously trying to argue their point in a calm and controlled manner. Bendy (@XBG) (Jaxsom Crew) and Ori (@Oryx) (Goat Club) just kinda tried to calm everyone down and then gave up and went to the virtual cafe to discuss IMVU and the Trilo/Yagger revival. And just about everybody stuck their oar in especially Twoey (@2B) who is a former stalker of Jay and is rather bitter about being rejected.
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Added: 2 months, 1 week ago
 
JohnSamer98
2 months, 1 week ago
why does all the drama happen around me?
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
because you're desirable
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
i have no idea what i'm doing right. imagine if i could bottle it and sell it. i'd make a fortune. i feel like homer simpson from the episode where he's caught dancing on a table with a belly dancer. i'm not attractive and i'm socially awkward but i must have some sort of animal magnetism because ho damn do i have a lot of followers.
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
you can't bottle a nice personality
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
that's sweet but i don't think i'm that nice a person
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
well that's bullshit. you never judge anyone and you're always helping people.
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
kinda true i guess.
i do have some offensive opinions though.
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
everyone does. just some people are more honest
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
i guess that's true
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
we all know jay loves me more though
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
actually i'll agree with you there. te-te just kinda barged in and assumed she could have me. in your case i've known you for years and we're already good friends.
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
i still prefer the goat group to the jaxsom one though
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
well i aint love me love my friends
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
i'd still do my best to be friends with your friends if i can help it
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
then do
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
i'm trying
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
why don't you like us more than the goat group then
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
because i joined the goat group knowing what i was going to get. i knew the kinds of things we'd discuss would be my interests.

i was signed up for the jaxsom crew. you're all random and different to me. i have nothing in common.
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
i guess that kinda does explain preference.

still being part of a club doesn't make them your friends.
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
it kinda does since i spend a lot of time with them and have to learn to get along with them.

however that doesn't mean the jaxsom guys aren't my friends either. they're just a little further away because we can't talk on a common interest.
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
maybe you should spend more time with us. you might grow to like us.
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
i'm gonna try to but now is not a good time
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
yay CX!
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
did i just get friendzoned again?
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
you never left the friendzone. you got ideas above your station.
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
you never try to hard to say no. i know you want it
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
this is how people get raped.
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
you like it. i can tell.
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
you're insane
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
i know and you're into that
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
yes i like insanity but that's not quite the right context
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
gotta be your fetish
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
there's no way to win with you is there.
you're really fucking stubborn.
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
only when it comes to our love
JohnSamer98
1 month, 2 weeks ago
I guess this is the point where i say whatever and move on.
NomyNoms
1 month, 2 weeks ago
later chin scraper
BredUndZurbMon
1 month ago
i hope there aren't users on inkbunny with those names because we gotta slandering somebody by accident
PeteyWave
1 hr, 8 mins ago
yes, those are tags from another site there. not inkbunny people.
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