I've been reading a handful of genderswap stories - specifically when the victim is a cub who didn't want to be genderswapped (which technically would be rape), but had it coming - and I thought it would be clever to think of an Oompa-Loompa song (1971 style) to tack on to the end of any of them.
[Wonka flute]
♪ Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-dee-do, ♪
♪ I've got a very good puzzle for you. ♪
♪ Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-dee-dee, ♪
♪ If you are wise, you'll listen to me. ♪
♪ There is a time when children act strange, ♪
♪ Because their bodies are going through change. ♪
♪ But there's a reason they say certain toys ♪
♪ Shouldn't be played with by little boys. ♪
♪ It's a very good reason ♪
♪ Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-dee-da, ♪
♪ Having learned self-control, you will go far. ♪
♪ You will live in happiness, too, ♪
♪ Like the Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-dee-do. ♪♪
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23 Jul 2017 20:49 CEST
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