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Ainoko

His First Apartment

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A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all on his
own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to
my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's has to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?
Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid.
I have a 28 inch waist.
Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming... That was me."
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Added: 6 years, 10 months ago
 
Xiao6996
6 years, 10 months ago
goo.gl/vEyrEJ
Stumpycoon
6 years, 10 months ago
Cool.
moyomongoose
6 years, 10 months ago
Very good hearing indeed...LOL.

It an opportunity that would not have happened still living with Mommy and Daddy.
CyberT
6 years, 10 months ago
Woosh.
There it goes. Over my head.
Ainoko
6 years, 10 months ago
Reread the last few lines very carefully
CyberT
6 years, 10 months ago
I suppose the joke is "I came" but from the context I thought there would be more to it than that.
marmelmm
6 years, 9 months ago
(rimshot.jpg)  ðŸ˜‚😂😂😂😂
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