promised to start dating me online and now we are officially boyfriends but I fucked it up real bad. An hour ago I was making a video for youtube with my bff
with a bath tub full of egg whites and it went a little too far. I was excited about dating johnny and i was horny and we were all slimy and practically naked and before we knew what we were doing I was inside her and humping away and she was humping back. I finished inside her too. We're both gay but it just happened. I told johnny and he says he's okay but i can tell he's mad. Oh God I hope she isn't pregnant. She doesn't believe in abortion or anything. How will I manage? We're not even a couple. It's 2 AM. We gotta wait to get the morning after pill. I'm so fucking stupid. Got so horny for johnny. why did i do that? maybe it's fate or a cruel joke by the gods or something. The worst part is i think Jenny likes me now. She's being uncomfortably nice. She's staying over for the holidays. She's got nowhere to go until june. I hope she doesn't try anything in the 3 days. i think cleaning the house is gonna have to wait. we gotta share a bed and I mean we have to. There isn't enough floor to sleep on. i guess could use use the bathroom but it's all covered in slime. i'm tired from stress. i cried so much. jenny tried to comfort me but that's just worse. should i call my dad? do you think he'd know what to do? namkin is gonna kill me.
to be totally honest i should have seen this coming. this is like the scenario from a bad sitcom. don't worry maxie i'm sure people don't get pregnant that easily unless you're really unlucky. also the morning after pill doesn't work like that. you were just very excited about dating me and it all kinda went wrong. i won't say i'm not angry but i don't hate you really. it's not gonna stop you loving me, i'm sure about that. i just feel really stupid for thinking you wouldn't react that way. you react that way to everything. just seems really weird to me that both of you went so far, you're both gay. if this is mon's revenge for the prank this isn't funny and she should stop it right now. I'm serious. if it's not that's still okay and we can still friday.
to be totally honest i should have seen this coming. this is like the scenario from a bad sitcom. do
yeah I know first hand that they are both gay and not even a little bisexual. seems really weird but I don't think this could be mon's prank. not even she's that cruel.
yeah I know first hand that they are both gay and not even a little bisexual. seems really weird but
everything you do is all tied together. change one part about yourself especially such a frequent tendency and it's bound to shake something else out of whack. i'll take all of you and nothing less.
everything you do is all tied together. change one part about yourself especially such a frequent te
i'm sure you are but i also know you're gonna sleep around at some point again. i've known you well for 10 years. i knew exactly what was going to happen.
i'm sure you are but i also know you're gonna sleep around at some point again. i've known you well
you don't have to make promises for my benefit and don't make promises like this to yourself. you'll do it and i know you'll do it so please don't be disappointed in yourself when you do because i wont be disappointed in you. just go with the flow and see what happens. don't ruin the moment on false promises. there's only 3 days left of this years festivities. go wild!
you don't have to make promises for my benefit and don't make promises like this to yourself. you'll
you have active intelligence. you can easily change and adapt to situations by using complex networks of rules of thumb rather than relying on absolute fact. if enough rules converge you have a high chance of success. it's not always right but it's way more efficient in the long term.
you have active intelligence. you can easily change and adapt to situations by using complex network
your brain is made to think fast and shallow. if you tried to think things through you would be slow and hardly adaptable AND you'd still not think deep enough to be able to do things you're trying to learn either.
your brain is made to think fast and shallow. if you tried to think things through you would be slow
