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MystBunny

I hate jewel matching games

I didn't before, but after trying one particular game called The Survivors from the Microsoft Store, I'm already sick of them to the point it's going to kill any game for me that I find one in now. I downloaded the game because it looked kinda fun, and the meat of the game was okay. You find things on the island to help you progress, the game intentionally makes your objectives obscure so you have to buy hints most of the time, no doubt to lure you into sending them money for more currency with which to buy more hints, but I didn't get a chance to see if this was going to be a problem or not, because although the ads were saying "dozens of minigames", there was really only one, with dozens of variations.

Yep, it's that jewel matching minigame. If it was just something that happened every now and then, it would be tolerable, but you have to play that damn mini-game for nearly EVERY objective. Sometimes once every 10 seconds it would say "Okay now to complete this objective, you have to play the jewel matching minigame YAAAAAY! Then after that, you have to play the jewel matching minigame YAAAAAY!" Which I'm assuming was the idea of one of those out-of-touch executives who insisted that the game wouldn't sell without an ample helping of jewel matching, but holy fuck, it was just too much!

Want to open a door? Jewel matching. Want to fill a water tank? Jewel matching. Want to search through a pile of rubble? Jewel matching. Want to repair a shower stall? Jewel matching. I'm not exaggerating AT ALL. -.-
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Added: 6 years, 11 months ago
 
RoryRoo
6 years, 11 months ago
In order to reply to this I had to do a jewel matching mini game. ;-;
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
DX
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 11 months ago
I have to perform a jewel matching game just to get the lube out of the closet for my bunny harem.. The poor boys now know the horrors of dry koopa cock.
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
Now they have to play a jewel matching game to survive it
MarcusKoopa
6 years, 11 months ago
"Match 1,000 diamonds or face internal bleeding! 1,000 Pearls or suffer tearing! 1,000 Rubies or be unable to walk again for a week!"
BinaryHedgehog
6 years, 11 months ago
*Comment deleted because I couldn't jewel match well enough*
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
Failed to jewel match and recover deleted comment
xCookiex
6 years, 11 months ago
its all a part of my evil jewel matching plan
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
wait what? o.o
xCookiex
6 years, 11 months ago
MystBunny
MystBunny
if i told you it wouldnt be a very good plan *evil laff*
Aquin
6 years, 11 months ago
Puzzle Quest series is a favorite of mine, since its essentially an RPG. Though yea you are not kidding when it comes to the themes.
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
Never played it.
GronV3
6 years, 11 months ago
You should try Puzzle Quest and the sequal Puzzle Quest 2.
It is an rpg type were you have hp and trying to kill the enemy and expand yer territory. :)
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
one question, is it a jewel matching game?
GronV3
6 years, 11 months ago
Yeah based on the same type of match 3 or more to get stuff off.
They are ruin like things instead of jewels.
And trying to fill up yer magic bar to attack the other guy. ;)
MystBunny
6 years, 11 months ago
DX
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