Don't answer that, it was rhetorical. :B I've got something more fun in mind anyway. I'm still hard at work on this Mysterious Project of mine, but it would be nice to get something posted for April, so I thought I would try something new and ask you guys for help. n_n
I'm gonna post the first five lines of a story, in order to set the scene, and the first person who wants to can post the next five lines in the story, which can be whatever he or she wants, within reason (see below), and then the next person posts the five lines after that, and so on and so forth. :-)
Just for starters, let's not go ridiculous with this, having aliens show up and grant the characters superpowers sure would be exciting, but it would kind of derail the plot to the Nth degree. So if we could try and keep things relatively sane, that would be great.
Secondly, let's keep this entirely out of the realm of fanfiction, if you don't mind. So, as entertaining as such things might be, no suddenly teleporting the characters to the land of Equestria, or having Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde suddenly kick in the door with an arrest warrant.
Please keep in mind that I reserve the right to delete your contribution if I feel it is obscene. Or, rather, that it is obscene in a way that I find distasteful. Not to put too blunt a point on it, but it's my journal, so we play by my rules. For convenient reference, please consult my commission yes/no list found here.
Other than that, I look forward to seeing what you guys come up with in this impromptu collaboration. :B
Oh, and just as a suggestion, when you've finished writing an entry out, you might want to Copy the text and F5 the page, just to make sure nobody else has slipped into that spot while you were typing, in order to avoid double-posting and confusion.
ANYWAY, without further ado, here's the beginning of this little experiment.
Truth or Dare By Green and the Tasties* *not a rock band
Wendy smiled happily at her big sister Jill as the two Siamese cats sat down opposite each other, wearing matching nightgowns in complementary colours. “I haven’t played Truth or Dare since I was a kid,” Wendy giggled, her tail floating back and forth delightedly, “Any rules or restrictions?” “Just that if one of us chooses Dare to avoid a Truth, you can’t dare her to tell you anyway,” Jill replied, “Other than that, anything goes.” A hint of mischief appeared in Jill’s eyes as she regarded her little sister, who wasn’t sure what that meant. “I guess I’ll go first, then,” Wendy said, “I’ll piiiiick... Truth.”
Incidentally, because I have a presence on three different furry sites, I've prepared three different prompts for Fur Affinity, SoFurry, and Inkbunny, in the flavours of M/F, M/M, and F/F, respectively. Feel free to check the others out if you've got accounts there, too. n_n
(( OOC: Wow, nothing yet? It's been almost eight hours. I guess I'll get us started then. I don't see these girls in anything else, so assuming they're new just for this. ))
"Ever fuck a guy with a pierced cock?" Wendy has this intense look in her eyes as she asks. Jill gasps at the question, and grins. "No, but I heard that fat purple dragon we saw yesterday has one." Wendy gasps in return, "Oh, you mean Kizax?" Jill nods, "Yeah, something like that." Wendy says "Cool. I've always wanted to play with his barbels. Now it's your turn. Truth? Or dare?"
(( OOC: Wow, nothing yet? It's been almost eight hours. I guess I'll get us started then. I don'
((Think the names might've gotten reversed, but I'll continue from what's posted above regardless.))
Jill's ears flicked as she considered the choice. She pinched her chin and wore a look of fierce concentration—an obviously exaggerated gesture that drew a giggle from her sister. "I'll do... Dare." "Alright, then..." Wendy began. She jumped up and retrieved her phone from the nightstand, switching the device to camera mode. "In that case, I dare you to show off those undies." Jill laughed. "What, are you gonna use me as bait?" Her sister only stuck out her tongue in response. "Fine," Jill said. She climbed to her feet and reached up under the hem of her nightgown, then slid a pair of cream-colored panties down her legs. She held them up beside her face, stretching the waistband and smiling proudly as if displaying the catch of the day. Wendy considered protesting, but was too impressed by her sibling's cleverness. She couldn't help but laugh as she snapped the picture. "I'm going to caption this: 'Sneaky.'" "That's me," Jill said with a grin. She casually slingshotted her panties across the room, then reclaimed her seat going commando. "Your turn: Truth or dare?"
((Think the names might've gotten reversed, but I'll continue from what's posted above regardless.))
Wendy looked at her sister intensely as she wondered how she might possibly follow up, things had already taken a turn for the worst, a perverted truth followed by an equal naughty dare. “Dare!” she finally said after much deliberation, hating the cocky grin her sister already wore.
“Dare huh?” she replied with a toothy grin, “I dare you… to play the rest of the game naked!”
Wendy snarled at Jill, “That’s a lot to ask for a single dare.”
“So?”
“Pretty sure it’s against the rules!” Wendy retorted.
“Nu-uh,” Jill was laughing at her sister’s sneer, “…I think you’re just too chicken to do it…”
Wendy looked at her sister intensely as she wondered how she might possibly follow up, things had al
"And what if I am?" Wendy retorted, halfway earnest, but with a contrasting air of feline playfulness undercutting it.
"Well, in that case, you'd have to take a penalty..." Jill mused, quickly elaborating with, "...in which you'd still have to get naked, but instead you would need to run through the whole house yelling 'I'm naked' over and over."
"But, what-what if... Shouldn't you give me a Truth for the penalty since I'm trying to avoid a Dare?" Wendy bargained, tilting her head to the side and trying to make her eyes as big as possible. "I don't want anyone else catching me like that."
"Nope, you know it's always a Dare. This was practically more your idea than mine, so stop trying to play the cute card and get serious. The pouting isn't going to work this time."
The older sibling took a moment to openly smirk at making her sister squirm as she backed off to trying to decide, though soon relented. "But maybe my sister needs to remember that we are still home alone. It's simply a choice of the bigger embarrassment to get it over with really quickly or staying naked aaaall niiiight looong," She almost left it at that, yet couldn't resist both teasing and enticing her to both options. "And maybe even getting used to it after a while if she does, totally forgetting she's doing that dare at all."
Wendy pondered for a moment, before slumping her shoulders and finally asking, "and I could get dressed as soon as I'm done running through the house...?"
"Of course, but you have to go through every single room, and I have to be following you to know you went with it completely," Jill confirmed with a nod of her head, before amending, "except the attic. I doubt it'd be very fun for either of us if you got covered in insulation."
"Gee, thanks." Without more delay, the younger sister kicked herself off the floor, grabbing the hem of her nightgown with a sigh. "I guess there's no getting one over on you this round either way... so off this goes!"
(Less than 5 lines worth of progress in more than 5 lines of text! Woo!)
"And what if I am?" Wendy retorted, halfway earnest, but with a contrasting air of feline playfulnes
