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MakoRuu

I Want Mass Effect Andromeda So Fucking Bad

THIRTY NINE DAYS GUYS.

THERE'S THIRTY NINE FUCKING DAYS LEFT UNTIL ANDROMEDA.
(In North America, Europe still has 41 days.)

I want this game so bad. I haven't wanted a game this bad since Inquisition was announced. I absolutely love Bioware games, I've been playing them since Baldur's Gate, and Mass Effect is no exception.

Bioware games changed my life. I still have my original Limited Edition copy of Jade Empire. AND NO ONE LIKED JADE EMPIRE. I PLAYED IT NEARLY A DOZEN TIMES.

I've beaten the first two KoToR games easily 8 - 10 times each. And I even have it on my Galaxy S7 just for nostalgia feels.

And I have like, four max characters, on The Old Republic (Harbinger server.)

I can afford to preorder it, but what am I going to do for THIRTY NINE FUCKING DAYS, GUYS?!

THAT'S NINE HUNDRED THIRTY SIX HOURS.

FIFTY SIX THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED SIXTY MINUTES, GUYS.

THREE BLOODY FUCKING MILLION THREE HUNDRED SIXTY NINE GOD DAMN THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES.

THAT'S TWO HUNDRED AND FUCKING TWO MILLION ONE HUNDRED BUTT FUCKING SEVENTY SIX THOUSAND SECONDS, GUYS.

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

~Love and Peace
- Mako


PS: FUCK
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Added: 7 years, 2 months ago
 
runei
7 years, 2 months ago
I haven't looked into it. I still have my reservations after the ending of ME3. I never jumped on the "gives us a new ending" band wagon, but I was semi disappointed.
runei
7 years, 2 months ago
also cause relevant.

We'll  bang. Okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63l7rwLf-ZE
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
The ending to Mass Effect 3 was fantastic.

Only God-Sue's who wanted to see Shepard in five more games hated it.

I cried like a bitch.

Also; I slapped the shit out of that reporter. lol
runei
7 years, 2 months ago
Eh, it just felt sorta off. Also I wasn't that keen on blowing up all life in the universe, which follows with the whole exploding mass effect relays. The whole three colors things also felt weird. My assumption was something akin to Shepard being indoctrinated from his long exposure, but the whole "the reapers are the good guys" felt like total bullshit. I was okay that Shepard would die with the ending, though he actually lived, supposedly, if you played on the hardest setting. I was just disappointed... so much so I never even tried the dlc that was supposed to wrap it up.
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
I never play on any difficulty setting other than casual when playing an RPG.

It's about the story, not the challenge of fighting! ;D

If I want to play a challenging game I'll log in and do some incursions in The Division. Now that's fucking challenging. lol

But I do agree, the ending didn't come across the way Bioware intended, and if you had enough points, and the crucible finished, you could repel the reapers without destroying the Mass Relays by taking them over. But Shepard still "dies" technically.

The journey to get there was amazing, though. And depending on who you saved, they're all alive when the Normandy lands on that weird planet.
runei
7 years, 2 months ago
yeah that pissed me off now that I remember it... the forced multiplayer PVP/PVE bullshit to get the "best" ending you had to grind out. I had such a bad connection for that. XD I think I'll wait for reviews before I give it a chance. lol
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
I believe they're using the same multiplayer style as ME3 and Inquisition.
ManicMoon
7 years, 2 months ago
Hold out a bit more! You can romance some aliens soon enough! ;)
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
Think of all the alien poon!
KalmlyGone
7 years, 2 months ago
Yoooo!!  I can't wait til ME:A comes out, the story seems interesting, I really want to play multiplayer, see what the customizations are for the Player Character. I've been waiting so long for this ^^. Plus Mako what're you getting it on?
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
THE GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE!!!

*Read in the voice of the Monarch.*
teldraken
7 years, 2 months ago
Pre-order been in for 2 months now, I feel your pain
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
I might preorder this weekend or in the next few days.

Gotta work out some money issues.
teldraken
7 years, 2 months ago
If you have not already done so you might sigh up and do https://www.masseffect.com/andromeda-initiative
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
Awesome, I'll check it out~


EDIT: Just watched it, and all I can think about are Krabby Patties.
AmaraMcLeod
7 years, 2 months ago
I want the new Prey game more :)
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
Then you go off and play that game while I'm banging HOT SPACE BABES.


We'll bang, okay?
AmaraMcLeod
7 years, 2 months ago
lol
rnixon
7 years, 2 months ago
Well, you could always play something like Tyranny while you wait! That's pretty early-Bioware-ish.
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
M'eh. I'm done with top downs. Played them for twenty years. I need that haitch dee graphical fidelity, baby.

Also; I play The Division a lot, and I just got Conan Exiles.
curtainshowers
7 years, 2 months ago
You could always freeze yourself ;)
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
I thought about sleeping until then. But I have a lot of shit to do, otherwise.
Karmandel
7 years, 2 months ago
Right now I seriously consider sleeping until spring. Or staying home and watching, um, stuff.
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
You could replay all three mass effect games in order to prepare for it.
Karmandel
7 years, 2 months ago
I'm not a gamer, the closest I get is surfing for, um, stuff that people make in SFM. Sleeping still sounds like a good plan :)
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
Might have to go into a coma to make it that long. lol
Karmandel
7 years, 2 months ago
Somewhere in there you multiplied minutes by sixty to get... GOD DAMN MINUTES! Because FUCK or something, right?
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
Mathematical!
blackstrike
7 years, 2 months ago
FUCK YEAH!
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
FUCKING FUCK YEAH
blackstrike
7 years, 2 months ago
I just went and bought Deluxe version. Dammit, there goes my last cash for this week.

Worth it.
MakoRuu
7 years, 2 months ago
I am also getting the Deluxe Edition.

Just waiting on my bank to transfer the funds to my paypal. X3
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