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If you could transform into any animal?

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So my partner and I had the oddest discussion today and I wanted yall's thoughts on this most serious of topics. If you could change into any animal, for the reasons of making money legally, what would it be and how?

I know it's an odd question but we heard it in a youtube video while working on some art. I chose a meme pet like grumpy cat. All the money from online crap, merchandise and tv ads just for looking cute. What about yall?
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Added: 7 years, 3 months ago
 
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curtainshowers
curtainshowers
7 years, 3 months ago
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For making money, probably a panda. Not sure what I'd do, but being cute and rare can't hurt XD
Lex
Lex
7 years, 3 months ago
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Seeing eye dog  
esanhusky
esanhusky
7 years, 3 months ago
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Sorry Hollie, that's volunteer work!
Lex
Lex
7 years, 3 months ago
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They'd beg to pay me for the job based on the efficiency provided by my superior intellect.
tannim
tannim
7 years, 3 months ago
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Edited 7 years, 3 months ago by Owner
"It's got a six in it, but it's NOT 6000"

Sorry, couldn't resist.
DuoTheas
DuoTheas
7 years, 3 months ago
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One of the old furry philosophies here. Used to be a big furry topic and discussion back 00
Yury
Yury
7 years, 3 months ago
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Cyanopsitta spixii

Than get a female and make eggs to get the mon mon ;)
esanhusky
esanhusky
7 years, 3 months ago
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One of Ernest Hemmingway's cats.  Huge mansion on Key West here I come!
AJDurai
AJDurai
7 years, 3 months ago
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Otter, squeak yeah. Get to be playful and have all the feesh. And be super cute too. =3
Firepaws
Firepaws
7 years, 3 months ago
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I would be an otter as well. Plenty of work you could get in either life guard, search and rescue, or park service.
Furlips
Furlips
7 years, 3 months ago
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I want to be a bunny rabbit, and be a hit man for the mafia.
Because I could be beating a homeless guy to death with a baseball bat, and people would say, "Dawww, look at the cute bunny."

Bunners
Izelith
Izelith
7 years, 3 months ago
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Honestly I could see that happening. XD
GeorgeGlass
GeorgeGlass
7 years, 3 months ago
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If there were a Like button for comments...
makominogue
makominogue
7 years, 3 months ago
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" Furlips wrote:
I want to be a bunny rabbit, and be a hit man for the mafia.
Because I could be beating a homeless guy to death with a baseball bat, and people would say, "Dawww, look at the cute bunny."
Bunners


Bad bunny! Baaaaad bunny!
Furlips
Furlips
7 years, 3 months ago
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" makominogue wrote:
Bad bunny! Baaaaad bunny!


And you love me.

Hugs

Bunners
firebrand0
firebrand0
7 years, 3 months ago
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I'd transform myself into my sona, Firebrand, the red dragon. And I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that would enjoy the chance to mock slay a dragon in mid-evil style.
Harpagornis
Harpagornis
7 years, 3 months ago
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Black plague virus so I can kill people and get their belongings
FrancisJCat
FrancisJCat
7 years, 3 months ago
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Tardigrade! Indestructible
CanopicJar4
CanopicJar4
7 years, 3 months ago
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Honestly, something like a circus animal. Just without the cruelty.
Bubbaclaw
Bubbaclaw
7 years, 3 months ago
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Lion, definitely lion..
Dirtypawz
Dirtypawz
7 years, 3 months ago
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White Tiger.... for magic show reasons.... >.>;;
Elderwolfyena
Elderwolfyena
7 years, 3 months ago
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A eagle, make money doing air deliveries ^w^
foxblade
foxblade
7 years, 3 months ago
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Well. Can think of two one is a pig as for money have you seen how much truffles are worth
And two fire dog well at least like the one we have she has everything she could want
Izelith
Izelith
7 years, 3 months ago
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Kitsune, because then I could just trick people into giving me there money. >=3
Kristofer
Kristofer
7 years, 3 months ago
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I'd be a show dog. All I'd have to do is walk around a bit and behave myself and I'd get mad bank. That or I'd do some kind of dog sport which would be a bit more effort but it sounds like more fun.
CoconutJoe
CoconutJoe
7 years, 3 months ago
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The blob fish really speaks to me
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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A dragon!!
Then I could make money by looting and burning villages...I mean by helping people stay warm in the winter. Yeah, that's it.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Lol well you would have to get past me first sir Barrel The Wolf Knight
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Edited 7 years, 3 months ago by Owner
Nah, I'd just recruit you to participate in my shenanigans.
barcod
barcod
7 years, 3 months ago
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Elephant
Sell my tusks for da big munnie
kitsunelegend
kitsunelegend
7 years, 3 months ago
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A fennec fox. =3

As for making money?

Well, I'd melt everyone's hearts by being super cute as I steal all their shinnies! ^-^
KrisProwler
KrisProwler
7 years, 3 months ago
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Edited 7 years, 3 months ago by Owner
It shouldn't come as any surprise that my fursona is already my desired feral form, a domestic cat with such beautiful and unique coloration... Though honestly, any feline species is okay by me. I can’t say I'd likely remember anything about making money in that scenario though as I'd be far too busy living my dream.
Scrimbleshanks
Scrimbleshanks
7 years, 3 months ago
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Dog! Maybe like a golden retriever specifically? I'd let people pet me and I would be v v accepting of pets.

This is purely based on the fact that I am cold right now, and dogs are like always little balls of warmth. I want to be soft and warm.
strangetales
strangetales
7 years, 3 months ago
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Terry Crews
DiegoandFriends
DiegoandFriends
7 years, 3 months ago
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Lmao
ThaPig
ThaPig
7 years, 3 months ago
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I would be my own character. Nothing pays better than spaceship pilot.
GraceTheGoldenFurred
GraceTheGoldenFurred
7 years, 3 months ago
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A very interesting question, and a tough one, considering it's usually the animal's owner/handler/trainer, whatever, who makes the money, rather than them. I've always thought it would be fun to be a circus horse, though. Hard work, maybe, but I have a feeling most of them are pretty well taken care of these days. Carrying around pretty girls in tight clothes wouldn't hurt, either.

A pony at a petting zoo sounds like fun, too. Just stand around, look cute and get petted? I could do that!
Gendasi
Gendasi
7 years, 3 months ago
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Dog. Who needs money when people are gonna pet your tummy and give you table scraps just for looking at them cute? Also, imagine how amazed people would be to find out their dog uses the toilet without training. Can we say 'talk show circuit?'

Also, my family's always spoiled dogs rotten, treating them like one of the people. Can't beat that as an animal!
honiberri
honiberri
7 years, 3 months ago
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Galápagos tortoise. High yield long term investments.
SenGrisane
SenGrisane
7 years, 3 months ago
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Well if you become an animal and can prove human level intelligence money should come by easily.
You could work for film (especially when you have chosen something dangerous like a tiger, which would be much safer with an intellect behind).
You could work for science as an animal subject that can actually communicate how it feels.
There may be interesting opportunities for when you are very small (mouse for example). You could check wiring in buildings or vehicles and repair damage without having to break through walls.
Of course spying would be great in animal form and I bet it would pay great money.
Tanna
Tanna
7 years, 3 months ago
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Edited 7 years, 3 months ago by Owner
That is a great idea! A micro mouse house inspector! I would do that! I would totally be a "House Mouse"
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Lol I get that joke
Tanna
Tanna
7 years, 3 months ago
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😸
moyomongoose
moyomongoose
7 years, 3 months ago
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Edited 7 years, 3 months ago by Owner
African banded mongoose.

Madagascan fossa or binturong (bearcat) would be considerations.
Texshi
Texshi
7 years, 3 months ago
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War pigeon! hah delivering teeny letters ;P
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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I would be a wolf but not just any old wolf a Wolf Knight one who protects the land from dragons and other evil beings
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Damn dragon slayers ruining all my fun. It's a big planet. Just let me have my own country to control. There are plenty of them.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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I swore an oath to protect this land and if you think you can get me to go against it you have another thing coming buddy
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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We could share. There is a lot of land after all.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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That's it!!! Prepare for battle!! *Draws my sword*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Well I am hungry so... *bathes you in fire*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*my armor protects me from the fire*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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How about ice? *exhales a freezing burst of cold air and ice.*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*armor still protects me*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Edited 7 years, 3 months ago by Owner
Aww. That's no fair. :p
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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What's the matter dragon, haven't you ever seen Valhalla Armor
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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I have not.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Well here's a little lesson Valhalla Armor was made to combat dragons, it can handle anything a dragon  can throw at it
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Aww. Now that's just cheating.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*smirks* oh really *blows on a war horn*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Now that's really cheating. *snaps fingers and vanishes in a burst of light.*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*teleports with you* it also lets me track and teleport with you
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Such a cheater!! *teleports a couple thousand feet in the air.*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*I teleport too and wings sprout from my armor*trust me you aren't getting rid of me
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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No fair...
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Now do you wanna do this the easy way or the hard way
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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And what would each of those options entail? Leave peacefully or die?
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Something along those lines (yo I am having a raffle)
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*moves fast and puts my sword by your balls* but there's something you won't be leaving with oh and about that war horn *a whole army of guard teleport around us wings spreading outwards*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*luckily those are internal so :p* That's not cool bro.
(What kind of raffle?)
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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(enter your cub so they can a chance to be in my story)which is it dragon
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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I'll find somewhere else. And I'll leave in tact thank you very much.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Then pay the price for leaving or we take it by force
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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And that would be, playing sex toy to you and your army? What price?
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Your balls
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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That would be difficult so I'll pass.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Guard hols him down*theu go after you*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Teleports to 1 mile under the ocean.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*we follow as our suits allow us to swim and breathe underwater and some old school jazz chase music starts up*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*the guard try to catch you again*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*Swims away*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*everyone goes after you*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Just keeps swimming.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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(finding Nemo reference) *we keep up with you
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*swims faster*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*we swim faster*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*swims faster than them*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*catch's up and a few of us teleport in front of you with a huge net*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*teleports past the net*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*it was a trap as you teleport right into another one and the material prevents you from teleporting
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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"HAX!!" *random monitors fly at everyone at high speed. Even through water*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*we all dodge*(raffle almost over)
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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(I hope I win) "Oh come on." *activates Emergency Temporal Shift. And vanishes.*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*we are right behind you with the net still around you*give up dragon
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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"You first."
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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And why would I do that
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Because I can keep this up for a long time. You aren't collecting anything from my body.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Oh really *while you are distracted another guard member bonks you over the head with a frying pan*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*dodges enough to not get knocked out* "Who uses a pan under water. Honestly...
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*while you are distracted again a guard member tranks you*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Mean... *passes out from the tranq and armor grows all over his body to protect him*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Oh really we have something for that *pulls out a small tub of dragon armor softener
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Edited 7 years, 3 months ago by Owner
*it's not very effective* ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14267153/ )
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*growls and takes out the deluxe brand will softens all dragon armor
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*still not very effective. It's not typical dragon armor*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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(also holy fuck, and I am a member there)
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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(Oh? Nice :) )
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*manges to soften your armor and starts cutting* (yep)
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*the armor instantly repairs itself with each cut* (cool)
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Fuck *puts something there to keep the wound open*(winners are announced)
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*the armor eats whatever kept the wound open and heals itself*
(Aww. maybe next time :) )
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Fuck again *puts a slave that prevents healing for 20 mins*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*the wound stops healing but the armor continues to repair itself*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*softens the armor again and pulls out the first testical* say bye bye *ties it off and cuts it off*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*before you can continue, the armor changes color and repairs itself back to full strength.*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Yea maybe next time
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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I love how we are keeping this going in a journal entry.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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(ikr someone is going to come along and be like what the fuck is this) ugghhhhh *uses all the softener
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*the softener no longer has any effect.Though it does appear to make the armor shinier.*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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FUCK FUCK FUCK*Another guard hands you a tub of dragon armor but this is made for stage two when the armor changes color and I smirk and rubs it on this time working and quickly cuts one of your testicals off*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*the removal of one was successful, however the armor changed and adapted faster this time. It repaired itself and went back to full strength*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*another guard hands you a tub of stage 3 softener and I repeat the same process and remove your other testical*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*the armor was weakened but changed and repaired itself even faster than before, protecting his remaining testicle*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*bumps the softener up to stage 10 a stage no armor can withstand and I finally remove the other testical*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*you successfully removed the last one, however the armor changed again and repaired itself immediately after*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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No matter we got what we wanted *teleports you away and we go back to the keep*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*wakes up healed and notices his balls are gone* "Well shit. At least I can reproduce the other way. More fun too."
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*you notice there is a note tied to your tail*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Oh dear. *takes it off and reads it*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Dear dragon your testicals will make a nice edition to the feast tonight, if you hadn't been so threatening you could have stayed, P.S. good luck trying to reproduce the other way
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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"Well then. They aren't long for the world."
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*you wonder what it meant in the ps
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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Indeed.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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(does he have female reproductive organs)
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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(yes.and no it wasn't removed)
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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(without you knowing he cut the sides of the vagina  and pushed together so it will it self closed)
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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(nope. The armor adapted faster than you could do that.)
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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(damn) * you decide to send another dragon our way one that can't grow armor, one you secretly hate*
Eraan
Eraan
7 years, 3 months ago
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*one that has territory I want. He he.*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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*you go to find him*
DiegoandFriends
DiegoandFriends
7 years, 3 months ago
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wha?
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Something that started because our animals don't like each other
KimbaLion
KimbaLion
7 years, 3 months ago
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thats easy for myself =^~°=
white lion
and i will work for mcdonalds or
i hate Trump if he lies again *smile*
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Lol
GeorgeGlass
GeorgeGlass
7 years, 3 months ago
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Prize stud horse. Getting paid top dollar to impregnate mares sounds like a good job to me.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Until you are turned into a gelding
GeorgeGlass
GeorgeGlass
7 years, 3 months ago
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They only geld working horses. Stud horses earn money with their balls, so there's no profit in cutting them off.
SebastianTheRoo
SebastianTheRoo
7 years, 3 months ago
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Until they become unreliable and useless or become sterile
treerat
treerat
7 years, 3 months ago
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Are you taking about an anthro or a four footed critter critter?
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