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jtlander

Erototoxins?

US Central Intelligence Agency, Washington. 1969. Juan is criticized for his unrealistic thinking and expectations and is ordered by his superior, the then-new Secretary of Intelligence, to keep his hand out of his pants.

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>2 minutes, 18 seconds.
>Hm. Pretty impressive to me.
>But dead, Juan. Dead. Why don't you ever look at the fine print? Fascist minions hold a former President's relative hostage for a month and a half, of course, he could've been brainwashed. He could've turned, and apparently, he did.
>Mind you that I only commit to participating in war games every three weeks and was only killed twice.
>Three times. You forgot those poison dart flowers in Rhodesia.
>Those flowers left me without sensitivity from the neck down. I wasn't killed.
>You were paralyzed.
>It's hard for it to be the same playing with blanks. It is different out on the field. With your life at risk, your adrenaline gives you an edge.
>But is that edge sharp enough? That's the fine line between a Top Secret and a vegetable.
>I somewhat feel that your supervision hasn't been of much use to the Top Secrets. In fact, I've spent more time telling others of my status than demonstrating it.
>Oh, I hold your remarks in no higher regard than my forerunner held them, but my job is to keep you on your toes. Too many erototoxins, that's your problem.
>"Erototoxins"?
>Yeah, they're chemicals that wear down the body and the brain, triggered by excess erotic imagery or sexual activity of any kind. Even obtaining arousal or the consumption of foodstuffs that are phallic in shape, like a sausage or a banana, will get those chemicals going.
>Then, I shall lay off the sausage.
>Oh, you'll do more than that. From now on, you will be subject to strict chastity and intense rehabilitation. We shall purge those chemicals from you.
>Shrublands?
>You got it.
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Cuddleboy19
7 years, 3 months ago
Pretty much another way the government is saying "Ignore your body or you're fired!"
jtlander
7 years, 3 months ago
More like "Control your desires or you're fired." M could have just as well given 007 the exact same, or a similar, warning (in fact, in Thunderball, he did). Keep in mind that part of the inspiration for Juan el Ratón is derived from James Bond, as I clearly have a thing for spy fiction.
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