An incredible artist, who's work I absolutely love, recently finished the final page of a fantastic commissioned porn comic. Word's can't describe how much I love it. It's so very close to perfection. unfortunately, the last page revealed that the sex going on was anal, which was disappointing, but I'm fine with it. The commissioner wanted it that way. The comic is still delicious, and hell, maybe someday in the future, I'll see some pussy-fucking action, especially now that I'm finally figuring out how to use paypal.
So, I decided to take today as a great opportunity to explain why I utterly despise anal sex in porn.
Vaginal sex is the only real, actual sex to me. everything else is just foreplay, just build up for the main event. I understand that other people don't feel the same way. Some feel that oral or anal is the main event, and that's fine. Everyone has their preferences.
That explains why I prefer vaginal sex, but why do I hate anal sex?
Well first off, as a personal opinion, I think it's gross. I'm sure you guys can figure out why.
But believe it or not, I started off not caring at all about anal.
It was build up to the main event just like oral at first, but than, well...
Let's say for example that you're someone who's not into futa on female sex, you strictly prefer male on female sex. One day you spot an amazing work of art. the sex is the steamiest you've ever seen, the anatomy is beyond sexy, the sexual position is so damn hot. It all feels like an absolute Nirvana of all your sexual perversions that nothing else could measure up to, so damn close to perfection. Than on closer inspection it turns out that it falls just a hair short of that perfection, because instead of male on female sex, it's with a futanari. Wouldn't the disappointment be crushing? Like being cock-blocked right at the point of entry? than as the years pass you have the same disappointment happen to you repeatedly, all from the same thing, always because of the exact same goddamned thing.
That's how I feel about anal sex. It ruins everything for me. It's an annoyance that eventually boiled into frustration.
Now before anyone accuses me of being whiny or entitled, I'm not. I've never bitched at any artists, and I've never felt like any of them should adhere to my preferences. I'm just saying that it's not unreasonable to feel frustrated after being anal-blocked so many times.
Will I get bitter over it though? nah, never. If artists and their commissioners want that stuff, they have every right to make pics of it. I'll never hate them for it.
So, in short, the main reason why I hate anal sex is roughly the same reason why [iconname]SuperBunnyGT[/iconname] hates Tails in Sonic Porn. There's too much of it everywhere and I'm completely sick of it. I can't bash anal sex though, since it's not a character XD. So instead I'll have to settle for never writing about it.
The closest you'll ever see is dual-penetration, normally when Slaan is tentacle raping someone, but that's it. Other than that, when it comes to penis penetration, I will never, ever write about anal sex.
Sorry if I vented a bit, but journals are good for that, right?
Also I'm supposed to mention everything else I'll never write about, aren't I ? XD Here's everything else you won't see in my stories.
urination - gross
farting - gross
vomiting - gross
analingus - very gross
scat - really goddamned gross
Yaoi - If you're into this than cool, but it's not my cup of tea
snuff - How the fuck is anyone into shit like that?!
Physical torture - same feelings as snuff
vore - Does nothing for me
Urethral insertion - WTF?
and pure yuri with no involvement from guys/futas - Yuri's hot and I love it, but in my stories, someone with a dick is always going to join in at some point.
That's pretty much it. If you have any questions, ask away. I'll be happy to answer any of them.
Joy to the flesh forever.
