Stolen another dumb meme for no reason, this time from the lovely :iconhoot:
- Name: Wouldn't you like to know :P
- Single or taken: Single. Looking again.
- Sex: Duder
- Birthday: 7 November
- Sign: Scorpio *sting*
- Hair color: Brown (was blond...so it's got a little blond still)
- Eye color: Blue!
- Height: 5'11"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Demisexual until it's established, then it's on. Mostly straight. Some oral on guys in the past...not sure if it'd happen again, though (sorry, gents!)
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is cheap lol Naw, usually Pantene or something.
- What are you listening to right now?: Nothing
- Who is the last person that called you?: My alma mater begging for donations, lmfaoooo
- How many buddies are online right now?: IDK I don't usually use messagers except the FB one and I don't even use that much
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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: I know my fursona is a rabbit but I'd say sexy wolves and dogs, llamas, goats, horses, kitties, raccoons, and and and
- Colour: Blue!
- Drink: Tea or scotch
- Element: Ununoctium
- Food: Too many to think of just one. 김치재육볶음? Tlayudas? Al pastor tacos? お好み焼き? Steak au poivre? Croques-madames? Fry-ups? I dunno I like tons of food.
- Game: Too many to name just one but I did write the guides for the 龍が如く games back in the day. Dunno if it's my favorite series, though. Maybe Bayonetta is my favorite game?
- Movie: Too many to name, again, but probably 박하가탕, 머다, いきる, Duck Soup, Psycho, 長輩, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Jerk, I dunno I like lots of movies
- Song: Ha ha ha! I was a music comp major for a while there and ran a music store. I got way too many songs to mention in just about all genres
- Subjects in school: Languages, poli sci, history, physics, lit....
- T.V.: Dunno, I watch an awful lot. Luther is a great show right now.
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Yep!
- Smoked?: Unfortunately. Still do. Weed, too--which is way better for you.
- Bungee jumped?: Fuck that shit, yo
- Made yourself throw up?: Nope
- Skinny dipped?: Yup
- Ever been in love?: Yup....
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No, wtf lol I ain't no drama llama
- Pictured your crush naked?: Sure thing!
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Not my current one, no >:(
- Cried when someone died?: Yep....
- Lied: Never! :P
- Fallen for your best friend?: That's the only way I can do it, which confuses most people because they meet someone expressedly to be with them. I don't even understand that shit, as a mini-rant. You guys...go with it, good for you! It literally makes no sense to me to just be like "Oh hey! We made eye contact! Let's chat and fuck and plan a future!"
- Used someone?: Yes, for sex.... I don't like to admit that, but, whatever.
- Done something you regret?: All the bloody time
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Dockers and a black T-shirt that features the worst graffiti I ever saw of a badly drawn taco with the word "TAKKO?" above it.
- Desktop picture: 龍が如く 見参! KENZAN
- CD in player: Tago Mago by Can
- DVD in player: Some disc from some season of Call The Midwife
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: This fuck-buddy I have developed...which is shocking to me still because I hadn't done sex in like 6 years :X
- Hugged: Same
- You kissed: The same!
- You IMed: My ex, who needs advice on a job interview
- Talk to online: This gal who likes me and I kinda like but am not sure yet
- You sexed it up with: The aforementioned fuck-buddy
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Everyone always says I am because I'm a good listener, I think. I try to be!
- Open-minded?: Yup!
- Arrogant?: Sometimes, but after that narcissist tore my heart to shreds, I get way to disgusted and full of self-doubt for that.
- Insecure?: Oh my, yes. See the above comment.
- Random?: Always. Do dem doo-dads do dat do dat Dad dun did do, do dey? Do dey?
- Hungry?: Nope
- Smart?: I don't wish to brag, but, yes. Highest percentile type.
- Moody?: Too chill to get my mood on, moogster
- Organized?: NOPE!
- Shy?: Oh my, yes
- Difficult?: Naw, I'm always told I'm laid-back.
- Bored easily?: Yep! Always bored.
- Entertained easily?: Naw.
- Obsessed?: Not really
- Lazy?: Oh heeeeell, yeah
- Angry?: Certain topics make me get angry, but I'm almost always pretty cool-headed.
- Happy?: Not really
- Hyper?: Not right now...what is sleep...halp
- Trusting?: Not really, but once I know someone I am loyal to a fault.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: WTF? Sex in the morning? Sure! Great time for it.
- Love is: Understanding a fellow living being and accepting them, and wanting to see them succeed and be happy, and doing all you can for them to do so.
- I dream about: My dreams are weird as fuck. I remember the weirdest recent one where I was filming a movie about a hotelier who gets sent as a punishment of sorts to the worst hotel in the franchise, which is in the Himalayas, and he has to be there in winter. The wall breaks and snow gets in and there's these weird animals fighting it out, there's a bunch of crazy guests, and at times it's me really doing it instead of it being me making a movie. Then, all of a sudden, this guy comes in...and it's Popeye the Sailor, and the movie totally shifts to a comical tone with cartoon music and shit as he beats the shit out of the antagonist. I actually woke up laughing, and it's not even funny. WTF, brain.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Eyes, eyes, eyes, yeah! Smiles is nices, too, as are necks, ears, and hands. Sound weird? I don't think it actually is.
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: John Oliver...? Dunno.
- Makes you smile: The girl I'm crushing on and my pup and kitty!
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: The girl I'm crushing on and this fucking weird creepy big dude at my local bar who hits on me and never lets up, though it's like "No, bro"
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Sometimes...but these days, it's all done on the phone. Question seems a little outdated.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Sometimes, yep! If I could, like, magically switch when I wanted, or else just have like a day or week as a gal I'd try it. But permanently...? Naw, I'm good.
- Wish you were younger?: Always. I forget how old I am until mirrors.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Um, I HAVE, but it's usually very hard to make me cry. I almost never do. I just get sad and quiet.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Why you asking me how many times your heart has been broken, memestro? Har har. Anyway, oh...a fucking whole mess of times. It probably looks like a mosaic now.
- Of Cd's: Waaaaaaaaay too many to count, dude.
- Of scars on my body: Uh...I used to have a couple minor ones but they's all gone.
- Of bones I've broken: Nope!
