Hello everyone! Don't mind me just letting everyone that I'm still alive and well, still got a few commissions left and should be completed in the near future so keep an eye out!
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Now that I got that out of the way I've been wanting to share my first time experience with marijuana for anyone who even reads these journals of mine, and for that I thank you! For the longest time I've been planning to do this, years in fact. But I've been putting it off mostly due to being reluctant. Though lately I've been in a throw caution to the wind type of mindset. Been trying new things as of late, cutting my hair differently, going out more. Basically getting out of my comfort zone and all that fun stuff. And my most recent endevour was of course getting stoned for the first time. Of course one would ask 'why?' And for me the answer is simple: I don't understand it. I never did. As a night guard I have to deal with it on a daily basis, especially since I'm posted in a no smoking property I'm often called by residents who share my sentiment on disliking the stuff, and all it does is piss me off. I mean why friggen live on a no smoking/vaping property if you're going to smoke anyway?! Sheesh. I'm not a fan of the smell either, too strong and that stuff gives me a mad headache. So one day I figured 'how better to understand it than to experience it first hand?' So I got in touch with my cousin whom I'm practically brothers with and not only did he agree to set it up for me but he was rather excited, as of course he partook in the stuff on a regular basis. He was humbled to be the one to take my stoned innocence. After many delays due to scheduling and just general bad luck/timing we finally had a day where it would go down, and here's how it went.
After our regular meet and greet with the family we decided to use my car as my cousin wanted to bring her gf along, who obviously also partook. Which was fine by me. Our destination was the beach. I forget how close I love to the beach nowadays, don't often go there cause I'm a fatass too self conscious to take my shirt off around others, even at home. We eventually found a parking spot a few blocks from the beach itself, oddly enough right next to a church haha, and of course where the fun immediately began. I was just expecting like a basic blunt but since I made it clear that I only want to do this once I was given a crash course, which in all honesty I should have seen coming. This course consisted of a vape pen, a blunt, and a dab in that order. The vape pen was simple enough, by far the easiest to deal with. I hate smoking you see, so all this was a challenge all on its own. But of course I was determined to see it through to the end. We eventually got to the classic blunt, which gave off that familiar scent that i very much dislike, but again, toughing it out. And finally came the dab, and Ho boy was that a ride. By far of the three I disliked the dab the most, mostly because of the massive coughing fit that ensued after I inhaled. It half felt like all the air was sucked right out of my lungs, I was making wheezing noises I didn't even know I could make! If my cousin wasn't there to keep me calm and assured me that this was normal I would have panicked easy. I eventually managed to squeeze out a 'holy shit' and eventually managed to compose myself enough to sort of breathe normally. My lungs burned, eyes watery, but that was it, was more than enough to get me to what it was all about.
In short the 'high' is something I can't really explain. It was very....surreal for lack of a better terms. I was trippin' good. I've never seen colors so vibrant. That blue sky just after the sunset looked like nothing I've ever seen. I reached a point where I didn't care. I remember I had to pee for like a solid hour but was like "I know I have to pee, but I choose to not care that it's urgent". I also spaced out. A lot. I had to keep pulling myself back to reality. We eventually found our way to an ihop, where I finally was able to use the restroom. I don't know what it was but going inside made me not feel good. It's probably because as a first timer I had way too much, or the fact that I haven't eaten beforehand that made me feel like crap, or a combination of the two. But I started overheating, light headed, and nautious. But again I was high so I was able to just choose to not care. Then came the food. That monster cheeseburger from ihop has got to be the best damn burger I ever had, and I devoured that burger fast, so fast that i didn't even realize how fast until we left. I still wasn't feeling so well so we head outdoors and straight to the pier. I guess the fresh air now with a full stomach really made a difference, I started feeling great. We busted out our phones and started Pokemon GOing like literally everyone else there as well, caught a ton of Pokemon and it was amazing. We finally reached the end of the pier where the ruby's diner was. Leaned on the railing and looked out to the ocean that was being highlighted by the moon and a clear sky. The music system of ruby's was playing some old school bio shock music and I gotta say, that moment, all of it was worth it. It felt nice, for the first time in a long time I had felt truly at peace with myself, I wished I could have stayed there forever but even high i know all good things must come to an end. After that we called it a night and headed home. Where I took a shower, washed my clothes and febreezed my car. Then listen to music, played some games and watched porn while devouring all the damn Oreos on the planet due to a delayed case of the munchies.
So yeah, spent the next couple days just recovering. My lungs hated me, and even now still in the process of clearing them out. And in the end, this was something I'll never forget. Will I be doing this again? Hell no. As the high was an adventure I still hate smoking or anything of the sort, I don't mind others who do it, you do you. It's just not my thing personally. I'll be sticking to porn as my vice! So why explain all this? Well, I'd like to think that this would provide some insight to those who aren't interested in it or have been curious about it but don't want to do it themselves. I hope it helps~
In conclusion, was fun. But one and done, not itching to do it again! I finally get it, so now I can just yell at people at my work place because it's my job and not because I'm biased against it!
Wowee that was a story wasn't it! If you managed to stick through it all then you have my sincerest gratitude! If love to hear your first time experiences as well! Thank you so much for reading! Until next time!
