Golf Attire-d [Oh look, I made a pun... slaps self]

I'm really tired so this post might not make sense in the morning, but I will persevere. I was reflecting on the few games of golf I've played and I realise how weird some of the shit about golf is. Now golf's a great game and because of how long it's been since I last played, I'm hilariously bad at it, but some things about it strike me as reeeeaaaal stupid.

What I find a little off about golf, is the rule that says that players must wear clothes that will always make them look like a total douchebag! [Or some similar regulation, pretty much every golf course has them] Now a polo shirt I can handle, though I don't like being funneled into a certain set of clothing when I don't feel like wearing it. What really gets to me are the vests, the pants and the fucking stupid hats!!

What kind of sick person invents a game that brainwashes normally sane men into wearing vests! And pink, fucking polo shirts (!!), ugly-ass, plaid pants or those hats with the little fuzzy things on top that makes me want to beat the wearer with a solid gold skillet!! (And don't even get me started on the silly visors or those fucked-up umbrella-hats.)

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Well that's it for this journal, remember: When playing golf, make sure you keep the ball away from your hole, unless you're into that sort of thing... O_o