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EvanSKVRL

Dirty random thought.

Anyone remember the old kid's snack Dunkaroos? My brain decided to remind me of those just a bit ago while at work, and I thought, "they should make a bigger version for adults." Then I thought, "what if they REALLY made one for adults? It could have cookies shaped like kangaroo penises and testicles, only have the white icing, and they could call them Spunkaroos!"


Yeah, I'm going back to work now... >_>
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Added: 5 years, 2 months ago
 
squirrelfox
5 years, 2 months ago
........ I would totally buy that.  This must be made a thing.
SupaHuskey
5 years, 2 months ago
Omg xD
axlegear
5 years, 2 months ago
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Also, I now want art of this.
EvanSKVRL
5 years, 2 months ago
Consider this: a cereal version where the balls and sheath are still cookie, but the dong is pink marshmallow. XB Some sexy roo dude jizzing into a full bowl shouting, "Just add milk!" while marshmallow-cookies fly in all directions. :P
axlegear
5 years, 2 months ago
That'd be rather hard to make, tho.  Marshmallow and cookie don't bond well.
EvanSKVRL
5 years, 2 months ago
Fantasy, man! XP
axlegear
5 years, 2 months ago
I thought we were discussing if it was real?
EvanSKVRL
5 years, 2 months ago
You mentioned art of it, so I was just imagining a picture. :P Besides, most kangaroos in real life can't jizz into a bowl of cereal or talk. ;B
axlegear
5 years, 2 months ago
I see absolutely no reason why they can't jizz into a bowl of cereal!
EvanSKVRL
5 years, 2 months ago
Well, for starters, there are very few bowls of cereal to be found in the wilds of the Australian Outback. XD
axlegear
5 years, 2 months ago
What?  Haven't you ever heard of a marshmallow tree?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflTu150QZw
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIC0WQh71bQ
GhostOtter
5 years, 2 months ago
you should have more dirty thoughts. ^ ^P
UrbanSaint
5 years, 2 months ago
Now i can't unsee it >.>
MiaMon
5 years, 2 months ago
awesomweant
Shokuji
5 years, 2 months ago
Heh! X3 Worth a chuckle at least. =3
XanderZzyzx
5 years, 2 months ago
I shall lick the tips of the Spunkaroos. :P
FriskECoyote
5 years, 2 months ago
I've never heard about Dunkaroos till a month or two ago, and all I could think was "American kids got to nom on kangaroo feet!? NOT FAIR!"
Wolfblade
5 years, 2 months ago
Devour all the roo bits.
EvanSKVRL
5 years, 2 months ago
Yes, in a not-Charn-level-creepy way. XD
Foxpiper
5 years, 2 months ago
I can imagine this being sold at Spencer's.
RufusTheRat
5 years, 2 months ago
SPUNKAROOS.

I'd buy it 8D
TravisRetriever
4 years ago
I like the way you think. :)
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