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The Craziness that is Cobraness

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After years of watching horror movies and being creative, I often see horrible faces when trying to go to sleep.  This is especially so if I watch a horror movie or listen to too much creepypasta late at night..  This would of course make it difficult to go to sleep.  So what I started doing was "shooting" complete with pew noises Spike the dragon style mustaches onto them in my head.  This amuses me and makes them less frightening.

sometimes I make them wiggle the mustaches for me...dance horrible face, dance!

I was also thinking that when I die, I want to be put into "cement shoes" and dumped out at sea...preferably where divers frequent and I want a sign on my chest that says RAWR IMMA ZOMBI

that is all
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Added: 5 years, 4 months ago
 
Kadmiel
5 years, 4 months ago
That would be an awesome way to be remembered, have preservatives loaded into your body so you dont rot for years.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
the fish would eat me first i think...but for a good few weeks rawr id be a zombi and i can imagine the divers coming up, omg it touched me, theyre coming runnnnzz
Khzhak
5 years, 4 months ago
when I watch scary movies at night, I just go to sleep.  no scary faces.  I saw grave project on youtube the other night.  two in the morning.  lights off.  no covers.  just lying naked on my bed.  and then I went to sleep.

no nightmares.  just normal dreams.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
well ive been watchin scary movies since i was like 5...

theres a story i like to tell...(which relates to this journal by the way) that was i was like 5...my parents took us in the minivan down to the drivein which was showing older movies....one was the movie Zombi  ....and italian movie which has 2 famous scenes, one is an underwater zombie (so reference and why i spelled my sign zombi) but the other the zombies attack an island hut n bust a hand thru a door grabbing a girls hair.  they pull her forward where the shards of the door imapail the girls eye then they eat her ripping out her innards.  Now of course my mum did the typical mum thing NONE OF YOU LOOK

so I obeyed...so sitting in back of van in dark with my tub of popcorn, what do I do>?  MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

20 seconds later of me crunching on corn while zombies eat ppl my mum turns back and starts slapping, STOP IT STOP IT eheheheh
Khzhak
5 years, 4 months ago
I had the opposite happen.  I saw In the Mouth of Madness at a little theater in a small college town. I saw it in their second floor theater.  only one other guy was in there, on the other side of the theater.  halfway through, I glance over, the other guy is gone.  end of the movie, he's alone in the theater, the monsters are coming to get him.  I look around.  credits rolling, I'm in an empty theater.  and it's one thirty in the morning.  and I gotta walk five blocks back to my dorm.  longest walk I ever did, or it felt like it.

so I see scary movies now, I'm like meh.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
just throw mustaches at um dats what i says
Khzhak
5 years, 4 months ago
should'a told me that eighteen years ago.  then again, I don' need to now. *shrug*
SenGrisane
5 years, 4 months ago
I had those problems as child. Overactive imagination ^^

Nowadays it has gotten easier :P
Like the mustache idea though.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
totally works no matter no scary they are ....pew mustache....u cant be scary with an attached mustache
SenGrisane
5 years, 4 months ago
I fought my fantasy by imagining being one of the evil monsters myself ^^
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